Hi, kids!
It’s time once again to turn a jaundiced eye toward the news and newsmakers of the day who, in my cynical opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way:
Daytona Beach: Mayor Derrick Henry is a Disgrace…
The axiom “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” is often used to exemplify the no-win paradox faced by law enforcement officers. Human beings providing a vitally important service where all possible actions will conceivably result in a negative outcome, criticism, or blame.
That’s especially true in an age where police officers have become punching bags (literally and figuratively), dehumanized forms in uniform who are expected to absorb the verbal and physical blows of an increasingly uncivil society.
I was reminded of that unfortunate reality last week when Daytona Beach Mayor Derrick Henry – a perennial politician with a victim mentality and chip on his shoulder – used a traffic stop involving his wife as a flashpoint to take the stage, stoke discord, and denigrate the men and women of his city’s police department.
In an arrogant post-midnight rant, Mayor Henry suggested that the benign stop and impairment check was somehow indicative of systemic racism – insinuating the two-officer unit that conducted the stop, and a sheriff’s deputy who stopped to assist, is somehow evidence of “over-policing in Black and Brown communities.”
Bullshit.
Although Mayor Henry wasn’t there (he was on the phone with his wife during the encounter) he was somehow able to determine the stop was “unnecessary,” “questionable,” “frivolous,” and did not warrant a “sobriety test.”

After his wife received a verbal warning for an improper turn and went on her way, Mayor Henry took to social media to (per usual) paint himself as the victim in one of his egotistical passive-aggressive screeds. Instead, in a pique of arrogance, the mayor exposed just how little he knows (or cares) about the very real threats faced by law enforcement officers today:
“Two police units and one sheriff responded. Three officers for this type of stop is absurd. Having flashlights pointed into your car, as if they were searching for drugs, does not lend itself to a friendly or routine encounter. It felt excessive and intimidating.
I am truly thankful for the professional tone the officers maintained, and I am appreciative of the onlookers who stood nearby and monitored the incident.
But what troubles me most is that for many in that neighborhood, this is routine.
That is the larger issue. Over policing in Black and Brown communities is real. When multiple units respond to minor or questionable stops, it creates unnecessary tension and increases the risk of escalation.”
Turning a minor traffic stop into an overblown indictment of policing in diverse communities, Mayor Henry thundered on, besmirching the good name and solid reputation of the Daytona Beach Police Department for having the temerity to stop his wife.
“I was not happy hearing my wife go through this, but I was even more concerned about how many others experience this regularly. I stand with those who live with this every day, and I call for an end to over policing in Daytona Beach and beyond.
Our community deserves safety without intimidation.”
Using exaggerated accusations and power plays to an end is nothing new for Mayor Henry – or his wife – and this is not the first time I have expressed my thoughts on the arrogance of power and the suggestion of political privilege by those with elected honorifics.

One of the trappings of high office is that those who hold them naturally expect to be treated differently that Joe and Jane Lunchpail (read: the rest of us…).
Those of us who live in the real-world understand that when we commit a traffic infraction in the presence of a law enforcement officer we may be stopped, issued a citation or warning, and hopefully use the experience to correct our driving habits.
That’s called enforcement and accountability in deterring unsafe driving behaviors and enhancing public safety in the community.
The concept applies to everybody.
In my view, the mayor publicly disparaged the Daytona Beach Police Department as a coercive and intimidating message to any officer who may have the misfortune to encounter another member of the Henry family in the line of duty.
Disgraceful…
On Wednesday evening, apparently realizing the controversy his callous rant ignited in the community, Mayor Henry concluded the City Commission meeting with a longwinded campaign speech – still forgiving his comments as those of a husband rather than mayor (?) – and, in my view, did nothing to unite residents affected by his divisive comments, reassure members of law enforcement, or accept responsibility for his insinuations.
It was exactly the type of face-saving blather and fluff Mayor Henry’s constituents have come to expect through innumerable previous bruhahas and blunders…
Kudos to Daytona Beach Police Chief Jakari Young for his courage and transparency in addressing Mayor Henry’s baseless accusations, standing firm for his officers and staff, and reassuring the citizens he serves that his department’s enforcement efforts are never race-based and always predicated by individual behavior and the law.
Perhaps Mayor Henry should put the same effort and passion into solving the myriad issues facing his city’s shambolic administration – to include ongoing allegations of waste, fraud, and abuse that have resulted in widespread embarrassment, citizen speculation, and a pending state audit of city finances.
Better yet, Mayor Henry’s latest midnight meltdown should be the catalyst for a unifying change of elected leadership in this challenged community.
Perhaps now is the time for Mayor Henry to end his fourteen-year reign of mediocrity, step aside, and allow the longsuffering citizens and business owners of Daytona Beach the strong civic vision, unifying leadership, and responsible stewardship they expect and deserve.
Volusia County Council of Cowards: Refusal to Address ‘Toilet to Tap’ is a Slap in the Face
I’m just another dull-witted rube making my way in a world gone crazy.
Trying desperately to make sense of the absurd and holding tight to a few remaining core beliefs, grasping desperately for stability amidst the chaos. With my hopes for our future dwindling, I don’t expect much from those institutions we once put our faith in at a time when it seems the dominant theme in our civic lives is overwhelming mistrust and widespread disillusionment.
But I still believe that the foundational principle of a functioning democracy is the ability of We, The Little People to vote our conscience on issues of mutual concern and change our elected representation when they put the wants of a few over the needs of many.
Sound familiar?
On Tuesday evening I dejectedly watched another example of politicians putting the greed-crazed wants of those they are politically beholden to over the very real concerns of their claustrophobic constituents on an issue that should have been an easy call – a universal no-brainer – in giving anxious residents a say in protecting their drinking water.

Call me crazy, but I don’t want my grandchildren forced to drink their own recycled sewage to facilitate the profit motives of some speculative developer intent on paving over every square inch of Florida for more zero-lot-line wood frame cracker boxes “starting in the $300’s.”
The disgusting idea of ‘toilet to tap,’ or its more palatable moniker “potable reuse,” as the Florida Department of Environmental Destruction pronounces it, refers to the process of augmenting our drinking water with treated wastewater or directly injecting it into the aquifer.
According to the state’s pseudo-environmentalists, it’s all about accommodating more, more, more demand as the bulldozers continue to roar:
“There is a growing demand for water supply in Florida. As our population continues to increase, so will the demand for clean, potable water, and to meet those demands, we will need find and develop additional sources of water (Florida DEP).
Rather than respect natural limiters to growth, bureaucrats in Tallahassee and beyond have been given marching orders to experiment with ways to fool Mother Nature – engineering “scientific processes” they hope will allow developers to exceed our finite resources by recycling human waste.
On Tuesday, the Volusia County Council of Cowards sold the potential health and safety of your grandchildren and mine on the altar of greed – crushing the fervent hopes of residents who sought both a county ordinance and ballot language for a charter amendment to forever prohibit the use of “blackwater” to supplement drinking water in the county’s unincorporated service areas.
During a lengthy discussion (that had the feel of a scripted and well-choreographed arthouse production) those compromised shills on the dais trotted out every possible argument for denying Volusia County residents the opportunity to vote for a charter amendment banning ‘toilet to tap.’
The excuses ran the gamut from “This is a solution in search of a problem!,” “We have no plans to develop a potable reuse program at this time,” “let someone else deal with it in the future,” to “Let’s keep kissing the sizeable asses of our benevolent overseers in Tallahassee, don’t make waves, and go along and get along,” fearful that proactively protecting our drinking water would provoke the wrath of state legislators and regulatory agencies…
Of course, Councilman David “No Show” Santiago engaged in his tiresome histrionics, claiming Chairman Brower was guilty of “misstatements,” and labeling the entire effort by the grassroots advocacy Let Volusia Vote a “con game.”
Which is rich, coming from the original political grifter…
According to an article by Jarleene Almenas writing in the Ormond Beach Observer this week:
“Volusia has zero plans to do this,” Councilman David Santiago said. “Don’t be fooled by what you’re seeing in social media that that’s what we’re doing. It is a con game as it pertains to Volusia County.”
A toilet to tap ban, Santiago said, is a “county solution looking for a county problem.” Additionally, the county only controls 7% of total utilities in Volusia; municipalities control the majority. A charter amendment that only pertains to 7% of users would be a “disservice” to the county residents, some of whom might believe this would impact their city utilities.
“You walk up to the average Joe and you say, ‘Do you want to drink poopy water?’ Of course, they’re going to tell you, no,” Councilman David Santiago said. “That’s a pretty easy statement to come up here to the dais and say, ‘People don’t like this.'”
From one ‘average Joe’ to another, that’s Santiago’s arrogant way of saying Volusia County voters are too stupid to even be given the opportunity to vote…
At the end of the day, what passed for a public hearing was a typical exercise in bought-and-paid-for hacks running interference for their campaign sugar daddies in the development industry – asking prearranged questions with a stern face – then letting those highly paid marionettes and fixers they call “experts” in the senior executive ranks tell them exactly what they wanted to hear.

After the obligatory posturing, preening, spit-pats, and tut-tutting – Councilmen Jake Johansson, David “No Show” Santiago, Danny “Gaslight” Robins, and Matt Reinhart – voted against our right to vote on an issue of collective concern. In folding like cheap lawn chairs, the majority refused to send a strong message to the cities and state or proactively address ‘toilet to tap’ as an anticipatory means of protecting the health and safety of Volusia County consumers.
Damnable cowards…
Once again, Volusia’s Old Guard successfully defended the status quo, crushing our ability to have a substantive say on a critical issue when they believe the personal/profit motives of their political donors are threatened by the demands of their long-suffering constituents.
In my view, the motives and collusion of the majority of the Volusia County Council and the mercenary special interests who underwrite their political ambitions are now impossible to ignore.
With Tuesday’s vote to suppress the citizens right to vote on another issue of collective concern (remember the beach driving fight when Volusia County sued us with our own money?), the Volusia County Council has lost its legitimacy as a governing body as these sullied sellouts expose themselves as the dull tools they are.
I cannot guarantee that things will change if we elect the current slate of grassroot candidates who have pledged to support initiatives that slow out-of-control growth, set commonsense environmental regulations, and protect those conservation areas we were once assured would be kept safe from development in perpetuity.
But I can assure you nothing will change if we don’t.
As Thomas Jefferson said, “The government we elect is the government we deserve,” and Volusia County residents deserve better…
Quote of the Week
“Within months of Gov. Ron DeSantis handpicking him as Florida’s new attorney general last winter, James Uthmeier landed a lucrative side gig: a $100,000-a-year teaching assignment at University of Florida’s law school for just two hours of instruction per week.
The former DeSantis aide’s paycheck makes him the highest-paid adjunct professor at UF’s Levin College of Law in at least a quarter century, according to compensation records dating back to 1997. His salary is eight times higher than what the median law school adjunct earns, and comes as the DeSantis administration leans on Florida’s 40 public universities and colleges to justify their spending practices.
Since August, Uthmeier has been moonlighting in the classroom on Monday evenings. The attorney general — a political lightning rod with relatively few academic credentials — lectured 27 law students last fall in an upper-level course examining, among other things, “the implications of executive overreach,” according to syllabi. This spring, he’s leading a 15-student seminar on constitutional law.
The seminar syllabus touts his credentials as Florida’s top legal official, promising students that “Professor Uthmeier will highlight real-life examples of separation of powers and federalism at work.”
Uthmeier’s adjunct job isn’t unusual; attorneys general around the country have taken on part-time instructional roles at state universities. But the pay — for a job that typically pays a few thousand dollars per course — is raising eyebrows in the legal community.
“Somebody needs to justify the Florida attorney general getting $100,000 a year to teach,” said Joseph DeMaria, a Miami attorney and longtime adjunct professor at the University of Miami School of Law. “It’s a hell of an eye opener.”
Combined with his attorney general paycheck, Uthmeier’s teaching stipend pushes his total state-funded salary to $240,000 — nearly $100,000 more than the governor’s annual pay.”
–Reporter Garrett Shanley, writing in the Miami Herald, “‘Professor Uthmeier’: Inside Florida attorney general’s $100K teaching job at UF,” Wednesday, January 18, 2026
(Find the rest of the article here: https://tinyurl.com/tjjvhydb )
In all honesty, I don’t give a damn about your party or your politics.
I couldn’t care less if you are “Red or Blue,” “liberal” or “conservative,” or a member of any of the other constantly warring factions that keep the hoi polloi divided, preoccupied, and distracted while those who control the narrative continue to enrich themselves at our expense.
This latest revelation of a senior state official making bank for a no-show gig doesn’t smell right.
According to the report, “When informed of Uthmeier’s $100,000 adjunct salary, state Rep. Alex Andrade, a Pensacola Republican who encouraged prosecutors in Leon County to pursue their Hope Florida case, responded with a 10-second laugh.

Andrade, who once taught as an adjunct law instructor for about $2,500 per course at the University of West Florida, noted that UF is effectively paying Uthmeier about $50,000 per class. An alumnus of UF’s law school, Andrade also bristled at the notion of Uthmeier lecturing students about executive overreach.
“He’s an expert in executive overreach,” Andrade quipped.”
In my view, considering the ongoing revelations of massive overspending on various fronts, no-bid contracts to campaign contributors, fraudulent practices in the Florida State Guard that have cost millions in public funds, and other suspicious routing of funds by Gov. Ron DeSantis’ administration – this backhanded payoff by the University of Florida’s Board of Trustees – under the command of our own High Panjandrum of Political Power and DeSantis mega-donor Mori Hosseini – has a whiff of the shit about it.
One hell of an ‘eye opener,’ indeed.
Whatever. I’m sure it’s just another “nothingburger” as Mr. Uthmeir likes to say…
Perhaps Florida CFO Blaise Ingoglia and his Department of Government Efficiency can explain this latest revelation to his increasingly chary constituents as he tours the state publicly garroting counties and municipalities for so-called “waste, fraud, and abuse,” all while touting how state government sets the Gold Standard for financial accountability?
And Another Thing!
“There was money to be made giving all these people what they thought they wanted…”
–Economist George A. Akerlof
Last week I penned my jumbled thoughts on the state’s push to eliminate your hometown and mine as they promote the shortsighted idea that bigger is always better and consolidating established communities with already bloated neighboring bureaucracies is the most fiscally efficient path forward.
It set a lot of people to thinking about why they live where they do, their quality of life, the essential services they receive from their local government, and why those who provide those services are so important to their community.
After considering my views, an incredibly smart friend of mine reminded me of the “economies of scale” argument that essentially says when small cities merge with larger governments or amalgamate similar functions, services can be provided with greater cost savings.
That is the sterile rationalization we’re about to be force-fed ahead of the state’s “efficiency” push, a veiled power play to put a stranglehold on municipal governments, consolidate power, eliminate local environmental regulations, planning, and permitting in one fell swoop.
The benefit of size may look good at the end of a mathematical formulation – and sound even better when rolling off the forked tongue of a compromised politician with marching orders to trade our quality of life for a real estate developers profit motive.
I believe the intrinsic value of civic identity, pride in place, personalized services, and self-determination are worth far more to most Floridians.
In my experience, as the bureaucracy develops a thick rind of fat (which is the nature of large lethargic bureaucracies), the inherent inefficiencies, organizational rigidity, red tape, regulations, internal/external communication breakdowns, insular decision-making, abuse, waste, and the need for more complex (read: expensive) facilities, consultants, and management structures quickly erase any economic benefit as the demand for services/oversight increases.

In the end, displaced citizens are left with a bloated and unresponsive behemoth that bears little resemblance to their once responsive small to mid-size government with the flexibility to tailor essential services to community needs and preferences.
By necessity, most small communities live within their means, practice preventive maintenance to ensure serviceable facilities, piggyback expenses, recycle materials, wear a variety of hats, focus on customer service, develop business-friendly practices, and protect the natural amenities that make their city a place where people want to live and locate their business.
As the state’s push for their skewed notion of “government efficiency” evolves, We, The Little People are reminded of the Florida legislature’s unfunded mandates and aggressive preemptions of local authority – even in the face of massive flooding – in their clear effort to eliminate any regulatory impediment to the malignant growth that is destroying all we hold dear and ensure carte blanche access for those campaign donors who own their political souls.
The fact is, we live in a weird age where Volusia County voters find it necessary to fight for prohibitions on the disgusting practice of drinking our own recycled sewage as a means of facilitating more density and sprawl.
That said, do you think our malleable ‘powers that be’ in Tallahassee give two-shits about the economics of providing essential services in local government?
Whenever I sit on a barstool and talk to my neighbors about the issues of the day, invariably the topic is not property taxes – but increasing congestion, sprawl, and the waste, fraud, abuse, and pet projects they perceive in county and state government – along with increasing concerns over widespread development-induced flooding that regularly threatens their homes.
Many are also confused by the monarchical edicts and local preemptions emanating from Tallahassee, foisted on us with little more than a stilted “legislative delegation meeting” and little (if any) input from residents and small-business owners.
Most agree that a more balanced approach to curtailing local government spending, establishing boundaries to salaries and benefits, stopping the construction of Taj Mahal public facilities, demanding better transparency in budgeting and appropriations, getting public funds out of the private sector, and “rightsizing” government, while protecting the unique identities and attributes of those special communities we chose to call home, is a better alternative than the idea bigger is always better.
Here’s an economic formulation for you: Multiply arrogance and inaccessibility to the nth degree, divide it by the increasing returns to special interests who have turned our state capitol into a Joe Louis Puppet Theater, and add astronomical utility and infrastructure costs.
Then subtract our diminishing quality of life, overcrowding, traffic congestion, diminishing water quality and quantity, dwindling greenspace, wildlife habitat, and encroachment on rural areas.
The tragic answer is diminished service delivery, increased administrative costs, excessive alternative taxing, fees, and revenue sources, along with clockwork pay and benefit increases for malleable senior public executives who do as they’re told.
That’s all for me. Have a great weekend, y’all!





























