It’s time once again to turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my cynical opinion, either contributed to our quality of life, or detracted from it, in some significant way.
Let’s look at who tried to screw us – and who tried to save us – during the week that was.
Angel Governor Ron DeSantis
It is time.
On Monday, Governor Ron DeSantis did what many local governments did not have the political will to accomplish and stopped the madness of never-ending local States of Emergency – now pointless declarations that have become meaningless to the public they were designed to protect.
Like clockwork, each bimonthly meeting of a municipal or county elected body typically ends with the mindless passage of the umpteenth “State of Local Emergency.”
In Volusia County, the first emergency declaration was passed in March 2020, and gave extraordinary powers to County Manager George Recktenwald and then Chair Ed Kelley to make unilateral decisions in the early days of the public health emergency.
Let’s just say our tried-and-true emergency management protocols failed to work as planned.
In fact, the wheel came off the proverbial cart when some Volusia County Council members felt their contributions were being overshadowed – resulting in contradictory social media statements and stilted press conferences – punctuated by frenetic manifestos by some elected officials demanding the immediate closure of all parks, beaches, recreation facilities, etc. – and calling for “shutting down businesses completely for two-weeks. . .”
In Daytona Beach, there was wild talk about fencing off the beach – a ridiculous curfew was set in place by the dictatorial Mayor Derrick “Il Duce” Henry – along with outdoor “mask mandates,” business closures, event cancellations, and other draconian control measures employed under the almost Monarchical powers granted by the emergency declaration.
The passage of similar emergency declarations spread across Volusia County in follow-the-leader style – no one wanting to be left out of the FEMA funding cycle – or open to criticism for perceived inaction.
The fact is it would be unthinkable for a politician to let a good crisis go to waste without an opportunity to grandstand – an operational certainty during any emergency – which resulted in spit-spats and finger pointing as “colleagues” began calling each other out for failing to act with sufficient “we’re-scared-out-of-our-wits-and-you-should-be-too!” overreach.
Unfortunately, these emergency declarations are now a hollow exercise – no one cares anymore – except those number crunchers in the bowels of the Thomas C. Kelly Administration Building who shovel the enormous influx of federal “CARES Act” funds into the gaping maw of this outsized bureaucracy.
This week marked the 60th extension of Volusia County’s State of Local Emergency.
Of course, the news that Governor DeSantis finally put an end to this hodge-podge of abusive emergency powers really ticked-off The Daytona Beach News-Journal, because anything that signals the beginning of the end of this macabre shit show – a national nervous breakdown fueled by the incessant hype and fearmongering of the media, contradictory information from our federal and state public health services, and the oppressive measures that forced many small businesses into extinction – is bad for the newspaper business.
In Tuesday’s op/ed damningly entitled, “Florida guts local control,” (later updated to the panic-stricken headline, “DeSantis seizes control over state’s COVID response, says emergency is over. Lord help us.”) the editorial board wrings its trembling hands, using frightening terms like “not out of the woods yet” – while raising the specter of “vaccine-resistant variants” – anything to reinforce the preferred narrative this crisis will never really be “over.”
The fact is, Governor DeSantis sees his constituents as personally responsible adults rather than the slavish subjects we have become – and he rightfully removed this repressive yoke from the necks of citizens and businesses – who know how to protect themselves and their families, follow commonsense guidelines and proper hygiene practices, and stop the spread of a virus without massive government intrusion into every aspect of their lives and livelihoods.
With some 9-million Floridians having received at least one COVID-19 vaccination, the Governor’s message was refreshing:
“My message is: the vaccines protect you. Get vaccinated and then live your life as if you’re protected. You don’t have to chafe under restrictions infinitum.”
Now that reason is making its triumphant return – with Florida’s capitol building opening today – it is high time for all counties and municipalities to stop the asinine prohibition on We, The People attending public meetings in person – a self-serving diktat that requires citizens be sequestered away from their representatives.
Frankly, if any public official is too cowardly to do the peoples business in the presence of those who elected them, then they owe a duty to the community to resign their position immediately and make way for those with the courage and conviction to serve.
Thank you, Governor DeSantis. Enough is enough.
Asshole Volusia County Council
Many thanks to everyone on both sides of the contentious short-term rental Battle Royale who sent me notes and emails this week, but as I have said before, I don’t have a dog in this brutal fight.
The fact is, I do not own investment property (all my moneys tied up in what chartered accountants call “liabilities”) – and while there are traditional rental properties located in my neighborhood, they are well-maintained, effectively managed, and conform to existing regulations.
That said, I have a consumers view of this controversial issue because my family and friends use short-term rentals whenever we travel – a concept that seems to work exceptionally well everywhere in the world except Volusia County – and most reasonable people can see that one size does not fit all when it comes to regulating this incredibly popular industry in a resort area historically reliant on tourism.
After weeks of hard-fought lobbying, it appears a group of determined residents from Bethune Beach – a small unincorporated community on the barrier island south of New Smyrna Beach – who have vehemently opposed any change to Volusia County’s short-term rental prohibition left the bloody field victorious on Tuesday.
At times, the debate was hard to watch as the Bethune Beach delegation told horror stories of irresponsible renters invading their quiet neighborhood, open house parties, parking nightmares – even instances of public urination – complete with a video depicting a compilation of vacation atrocities homeowners have endured, an unflattering production Councilman Ben Johnson seemed overly interested in making public. . .
Short-term rental owners argue that a small contingent of residents from Bethune Beach cannot speak for the thousands of other homeowners in Volusia County who may support allowing vacation rentals in their neighborhoods, something proponents see as vital to the success of our hospitality industry.
My fellow masochists and I who regularly attend (or tune in via live feed) to that théâtre de l’absurde that is Volusia County Council meetings know that, shortly after taking the gavel in January, Chairman Jeff Brower sought to sort out the lingering issue of short-term rentals countywide – a tattered political football that has been kicked down the playing field for far too long.
In February, when it appeared short-term rental owners had the high ground, council members approved an initial moratorium on enforcement of the county’s ordinance as the issue moved through the legislature – only to reverse themselves weeks later after receiving backlash from the very vocal contingent of Bethune Beach homeowners.
The clash dissolved into profane exchanges from the gallery, credible allegations of intimidation, and horribly divisive infighting that has irreparably marred the image of this quaint beachside community.
In a commonsense move, the council considered an ad-hoc citizen advisory committee to bring back recommendations on this thorny impasse – one that is clearly not going away anytime soon – and several concerned residents and property owners representing both sides of the issue were appointed to serve.
Unfortunately, in their infinite procrastination on politically sensitive issues, the Florida Legislature ran out the clock on further preempting the ability of local government to regulate short-term rentals (long-term ordinances such as Volusia’s were grandfathered in 2011) during this year’s session that ended last week.
So, on Tuesday – just when I was beginning to enjoy munching popcorn while watching rich people fight over First World problems – Councilman Ben Johnson had clearly heard enough and made a swift motion to eliminate the citizen advisory committee before it ever got started (after all, nothing good can come from two factions discussing their differences and finding workable solutions, right?) and asked that the issue be brought back at their very next meeting for an up-or-down vote on maintaining the current ordinance prohibiting rentals of less than 30-days.
In turn, Chairman Brower cast the lone vote against disbanding the advisory committee, saying he saw benefit in promoting a dialogue.
I did too.
In my experience, rarely does anything of substance happen that fast in Volusia County government as evidenced by the council’s recent decision to push even the whisper of beach tolls and alternative revenue sources until after the budget takes effect in October. . .
Clearly, there are some serious backdoor politics at play by Volusia’s Old Guard – who seem terribly resistant to finding outside-the-box solutions to long-term problems – or allowing 21st Century practices to gain so much as a toehold in this civic, social, and economic backwater. . .
For owners of short-term rentals, the handwriting is on the wall, and they are calling on their supporters to mount a full-court press at the May 18 Volusia County Council meeting.
I am sure Bethune Beach residents are planning the same.
Regardless of where you stand on the issue, it is going to be interesting to watch.
In my view, the Volusia County Council should have allowed the citizen advisory committee to go forward as a mechanism to vent frustrations and allow for meaningful discussion, a forum that may have allowed residents and STR property owners to find a sliver of common ground.
Or perhaps the whole shebang would have dissolved into a no-holds-barred cage match for the ages, who knows?
My hope is that Bethune Beach residents and vacation property owners can put this dreadful chapter behind them and find a way to come together, mend fences, and heal old wounds.
In my experience, few things are worse than protracted neighborhood disputes – because you cannot escape them – and the long-term consequences of these vicious feuds which pit neighbor-against-neighbor can quickly destroy everyone’s quality of life, even in an idyllic setting like Bethune Beach.
Quote of the Week
“Despite Ormond MainStreet asking for a six-month grace period to explore ways to restore the 1976 structure, and both Salty Church and Congregation B’nai Torah expressing interest in the building, the (Ormond Beach) commission voted 3-2 at its meeting on Tuesday, May 4, to tear down the building and construct a new shell parking lot for 59 vehicles. Mayor Bill Partington and Commissioner Dwight Selby voted against, wishing instead to pursue avenues to save the building.
Selby said that way, they could see if, as a community, they could reimagine what the property could be used as.
“We’ve deprived local citizens with the opportunity to come forward with a potentially really great plan,” he said.”
–Reporter Jarleen Almenas, writing in the Ormond Beach Observer, “Ormond Beach City Commission votes 3-2 to demolish church property,” Wednesday, May 5, 2021
Wait. What happened?
We had a plan, right?
Am I the only one who remembers the much-ballyhooed “community center” for large-scale public/private events – that singular civic benefit that formed the rationale for the City’s nearly $800,000 purchase of the historic, yet horribly dilapidated, Ormond Beach Riverside Church?
Come on, now. You don’t recall the incessant chatter about all the wonderful “possibilities” for this “must-have” property at Ormond Beach City Commission meetings – the high-brow tut-tutting over the “strategic importance” of the purchase – and the civic imperative of “hearing from residents” regarding the scope and direction of the project?
Okay – but you simply must remember “The Great Cross Bruhaha of 2019” – when a concerned resident of Ormond Beach – backed by those professional victims at the “Freedom from Religion Foundation” and “American Humanist Association” – threw a good old-fashioned church-and-state shit-fit, demanding that the cross we inherited with the public purchase come down immediately?
Whatever. . .
I suppose Commissioner Dwight Selby can take comfort in the knowledge his constituents are getting used to being “deprived of opportunities” – such as the assurance our children and grandchildren will enjoy clean drinking water, experience the joy of undisturbed natural places, or the opportunity to get from point A to B without sitting in gridlocked traffic on Granada Boulevard.
You may remember that way back in 2018, Commissioner Selby was the first to propose that the citizens of Ormond Beach purchase the church and adjacent parking lot for the promised “civic center.”
We were told it was a once in a lifetime opportunity – otherwise it may have, God forbid, gone on the tax rolls.
According to a News-Journal report from the day, Mr. Selby feared that:
“If we hadn’t bought this, somebody could’ve walked into City Hall, got a building permit and built a house on that lot,” Selby said. “I’m certain that we would’ve looked back at this moment sometime in the not-too-distant future and said, ‘Oh my gosh. How did we let that slip through our fingers?’”
Never mind the fact City officials knew at the time of purchase that every roof on the campus leaked like a sieve, mold was present in a classroom building, and there was evidence of deadly asbestos and lead paint throughout – but certainly nothing that throwing between $2.8 million to $3.3 million of the taxpayer’s dollars could not mediate.
So, despite the weak protestations of Mayor Bill Partington and Mr. Selby, the existing buildings will now be demolished and hauled off.
Instead, Ormond Beach residents are getting a $729,000 parking lot.
Asphalt? No, crushed shell. . .
Enjoy your beautiful new community amenity, folks.
You paid for it.
And Another Thing!
Last month, late into a very disturbing evening, I stared blankly at the government access channel on my television as the majority of Deltona City Commissioners heartlessly ignored the fervent pleas of their constituents and voted to approve a zoning request which paved the way (literally) for a wholly inappropriate housing development on 110-acres of environmentally sensitive land near bucolic Osteen.
It was cruel and difficult to watch as the hopes and dreams of ‘the little people’ were shattered in favor of some speculative developer’s every want and whim. . .
After hearing citizens speak passionately about their love of the rural life – and describe the inherent value of the woodlands, pastures, and unspoiled wildlife habit to future generations – only Commissioners Loren King, Dana McCool and David Sosa stood with their constituents and worked to preserve this threatened piece of Old Florida.
In my view, it was a damnable travesty – something I hope Deltona voters will long remember at the ballot box.
Fortunately, it appears a group of concerned citizens in Deltona is not going to take the wholesale destruction of this pastoral setting lying down.
This week, a GoFundMe page was established under the banner Save Enterprise-Osteen Road –Keep it Rural!
As I understand it, the group is raising money to mount a legal challenge to what they accurately describe as a “gateway” development along Enterprise-Osteen Road, a nationally recognized Scenic Byway which forms a portion of the River of Lakes Heritage Corridor:
“Five hours of testimony from the public emphasizing multiple reasons why this was not a sound decision appeared to be totally disregarded by the commission when they voted 4 – 3 to approve a plan which will replace Volusia County zoning, which would allow 34 homes, with a plan to place 189 homes on a parcel that is 55% within the 100 year floodplain, is surrounded by Conservation property, agricultural lands, large lot residential properties, and a lake.
This decision by the Deltona City Commission has left the residents with no option but to seek legal recourse as they work to defend this well know scenic byway, their rural lifestyle, and the safety of the traveling public.”
In my experience, fighting City Hall can be a daunting undertaking.
Mounting a grassroots legal challenge against the full might of government and the uber-wealthy developers it serves is a herculean task – an expensive, insanely frustrating, and time-consuming process that often ends with a ruling that the citizens who pay the bills and suffer in silence “have no standing” in the matter at hand.
I don’t know a lot about the “Concerned Citizens” behind this effort – and my hope is they will give us more of the who, what, when, where, and how of this project in the near future – but the effort to save Enterprise-Osteen Road from the threat of Deltona sprawl is deserving of your help.
To learn more about how you can contribute to the defense of the endangered scenic byway, please go to https://tinyurl.com/2rbtzfjz .
That’s all for me. Have a great weekend, y’all!
10 thoughts on “Angels & Assholes for May 7, 2021”
Ron DeSantis is the best governor in this country.Voter ID is needed badly in this country as you need photo ID to go to your doctor or hospital fill certain prescriptions and collect your EBT cards.I stopped reading the Daytona Beach rag except for Clayton Park as it turned to Gannett shit.News is old and current news is published after 4 or 10 PM so I watch Fox 35 in the morning and read the Ormond Beach Observer.2 Cocoa Beach police cars stolen by one perp yesterday with Chitwood himself helping the capture on I95 near Williamson and no coverage by Pat Rice a total waste of a paper.Bye News Journal rest in peace.The church is like Cassen Park and the 900K to build one bait shop building with bathrooms for someone to lease.The church was always going to be turned into a 50 car parking lot as our good ole boy builders and restaurant owners need parking as it is a zoo to park at the Grind and other restaurants.Last but not least with Avalon coming and traffic at a standstill on Granada and Nova what the hell happened to the traffic study as Beat Kahli is ready to start building 1600 homes very soon.Hand Ave bridge is a joke as the new home owners will go to Nova and head North to Granada anyway.Partington cluster who says he cant do anything it is Daytona but he will discount our water and sewage to this Daytona development of 10K homes and Daytona will sell the the same at retail.
dee, dee, dee.
People with college degrees lack common sense. Your entire post tells me that ! Especially Ormond Beach . Billy Partington and his minions exemptplefifies this matter. And how does Deltona have a say in Osteen matters ? When did Deltona annex Osteen ? Osteen has been around since the 1800’s and Deltona was a dream from a couple of drunk brothers (the Mackle’s). They were either drunk when they designed it or they were following cow trails when they drew up the plans !
Another great post. I look forward to your rants. Keep up the good work.
A little more on “The Great Cross Bruhaha of 2019” I am the Ormond citizen. There was no shit-fit thrown and I was not backed by the professional victims at the “Freedom from Foundation” or the “American Humanist Association”. I simply emailed the mayor asking why the cross was still there. When the city of OB purchased the property it was no longer a “church”. The cross being displayed on city/government owned property goes against the “Establishment Clause”, which is part of the 1st Amendment. The mayor never replied. I had to email him again asking if he had received & checked on my question. He finally replied and said the legal department had checked and that the city was on “solid” ground with the cross and the cross would NOT be removed. I replied to that but he would not respond anymore. His arrogance, know it all attitude, and ignoring my emails prompted me to write N-J editor Pat Rice and tell him the story. That’s when they sent out the reporter and did the story that appeared in the N-J. I did not ask for the story I just wanted Pat Rice’s opinion. NO ONE demanded the cross come down immediately! There was of course the usual blow up about this in social media. One intelligent person even said that the next I walk by the cross she hoped that it would fall over on & crush me. WOW! That is certainly a good “Christian” attitude to have. What’s interesting is that several weeks later the cross was removed and was, as per Mayor Partington placed in storage. What happened to the solid ground the city was on?
Don’t underestimate the opinions of residents in incorporated cities.
Citizens in Residential neighborhoods are solidly against short-term rentals….it’s almost as any change in unincorporated areas would eventually spread to the cities..
There’s already a compromise, that’s where the 30 day rule came into, rather than 6 months.
All of New Smyrna Beachside is short term rental including R2 to R3 single family on West Side of Atlantic Ave. Historic B&B are legal anywhere, and many Condo developments in MU zoned areas allow short-term rentals.
Jeff Brower, who I voted for, has been “Bullshitted” on this issue….apparently you also.,
A Civic Center was the mystery dream-park on grass in park for hundreds of cars and stay in which large hotel?
Ask Partington and Shanahan-
Mark I have commented repeatedly on the short-term rental situation. But here I go again. I’d like you and Patti to come stay over the next time the house located behind me hosts it’s next drunken brawl. If the noise isn’t enough to get you (hey they lit up fireworks last month and scared the hell out of everyone with the noise and concern for a fire-no rain for weeks), the lights will. It’s like these partyers don’t know how to shut off flood lights that remind me of the old beacon lights at airports and lighthouses. Without exception it floods right into our windows. Don’t worry about the trash that will be strewn over the fence, the maid, a.k.a. ME, will be responsible for picking it up.
Oh wait I forgot about the dilapidated fencing. It’s rotted and falling over. We put up a new fence with an agreement for the owner of said air bnb to split the costs. Surprise, Foley did all the work himself, including lifting, mixing and pouring 50 lb bags of concrete, and we never got our half of a discounted job, courtesy of Foley’s labor saving charges. Enter a lovely new home being built right next door. Nice folks that stopped to ask about the neighborhood eye-sore. They decided to take it upon themselves to have the rotted fencing removed from all of the property, (hasn’t been done yet, but we will see) as the owner cried poor mouth. Nothing like neglecting your property and waiting for a handout. If he was a senior citizen, a veteran or truly up-against it, I’d be back there myself working to clean up. He’s not, just an idiot that takes the money out of the property and who doesn’t give a shit about the neighborhood. Hey Mark I have a better idea, how about you book that air bnb and we’ll exchange pleasantries over the fence. Just make sure to drive over the neighbor’s new lawn, park on the grass and hitch your horse up to the split rail out front that is broken down. Make sure to light the fireplace and have fire extinguishers and carbon monoxide detectors at the ready, as the chimney shows lots of degrading and smoot.
Laurel I feel for you .14 years ago we lived in a real nice neighborhood on Long Island and the house across the street was rented out to white trash.The f word and lots of ratty cars no lawn mowed etc.Lived in a village and code enforcement said I had to read their electric and gas meter.Told them I will not go on the property and basically the code enforcement said go f yourself they wont go.The next year a 78 widow rented her basement out and I was called for jury duty.The penalty was up to 3 years in jail.Went 3 times for the jury to be picked.I got picked and now we are told code enforcement never drove to the old ladies house.Judge says is there anyone here who will not serve and I raised my hand and told my story to the prosecutor and the ladies attorney and got thrown off the jury because I said she is innocent.A year later I met the judge in a deli and he told me she got a $100 fine.Good luck to you because it is the agenda to punish some people and not others.The justice system in NYC let a pos go with no bail who vandalized 7 synagogues in the past month but was given 20 k bail and another judge said even though it is a hate crime NY has no bail but you get a social worker.Happy mothers day
Instead of raising money for a legal fight in Deltona, raise the money to buy the land. If you don’t want anything built there, owning it is the only way to stop it. how come Jeff browbeater didn’t promise echo money to buy this one like he did in ormond?