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It’s time once again to turn a jaundiced eye toward the news and newsmakers of the day who, in my cynical opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way…

Volusia County School Board – Remain Silent, or Else… 

On April 8, Volusia County District Schools chief bean counter Todd Seis issued a dire warning to board members explaining the district is facing a $25.8 million budget deficit due, in part, to declining enrollment that has resulted in a reduction in state funding for traditional brick-and-mortar schools.

An initial report in the Ormond Beach Observer painted a grim picture:

“The school district has an operating budget of $588.1 million, but its revenues total $562.30. Without an increase in funding, or a decrease in its operating cost, the district will have to dip into its fund balance — its available reserves — of which it has $28M currently unassigned. School districts are mandated by the state to keep 5% of its budget in reserves.  

But these reserves would only cover a little over half-a-month’s worth of reoccurring expenses, Seis said. And if the district depletes its reserves below that number, the state would takeover the school district’s operation.”

The desperate suggestions for keeping the district afloat included “reducing staffing ratios,” the “consolidation” of schools, and hoping-against-hope district “experts” can find innovative ways to increase enrollment.  

During the meeting, School Board Chair Jamie Haynes went into one of her trademark monotone drones, mewling about the rigidity of state funding and claiming that most people “fail to realize” those funds are also apportioned to private and charter schools, homeschooling programs, and scholarships.

“A lot of it is categorized and we can’t move it from one category to another category, but we are supposed to be supportive of the superintendent, our chief financial officer and support them and make the decisions needed to run a financially, fiscally responsible school district where our children receive the best education that they can receive, and that means we’re going to have to take the stand to make some very tough decisions…”

Then, Board Member Krista Goodrich raised the shocking specter of “consolidating” schools. 

While Ms. Goodrich stopped short of putting individual campuses on the chopping block, the fear of the unknown left stakeholders speculating if their lives, careers, and education would be upended by “consolidation.”    

For the uninitiated, Ormond Beach residents are all too familiar with school “consolidation.” 

There, many families and city officials are still reeling from the stonewalling, lack of transparency, and baldfaced bait-and-switch they experienced from the Balgobin administration during the ham-handed merger of historic Osceola Elementary – the community’s only beachside school – with Ortona Elementary in Daytona Beach.

When the district’s three-card monte flim-flam was over, Riverview Learning Center – an alternative school for students with intense emotional and behavioral needs – now occupies the former Osceola campus…

As a result, we learned two things the hard way: “Consolidation” means one of the schools goes away and it never comes back – and Superintendent Carmen Balgobin and her senior coterie cannot be trusted.   

So, given the gravity of the current situation as presented by senior district officials, one would expect school board members to act proactively, ask tough questions, gain a street-level perspective, spend time with teachers, administrators, and stakeholders, calm fears, gather questions, and be prepared to provide substantive input during a fiscal crisis, right? 

Not in Superintendent Balgobin’s hierarchical superior-subordinate relationship she uses to effectively control the Volusia County School Board.   

In Volusia County, proactive engagement by a duly elected official is considered insubordination to Balgobin’s supreme authority over those malleable milquetoasts on the board that taxpayers have elected to look after our interests. 

In fact, in an environment dominated by pathological optimism – where conformism and control are omnipotent – acting independently or demonstrating initiative is considered “irresponsible behavior,” especially when a board member’s input isn’t “presented through proper channels,” or cleared in advance by district administrators…  

Any act of independence or creativity is considered an inexcusable breach that earns the offender a condescending lecture from Superintendent Balgobin and her elected toadies as they seek to regulate the flow of information while feigning transparency.   

When Board Member Donna Brosemer mentioned that a district employee told her Ormond Beach Elementary was being considered for closure – a revelation that prompted Ms. Brosemer to collaborate with school officials to find ways to make OBE more attractive to potential students – she was discredited as a liar and marginalized as “irresponsible.”   

Last week, to ensure no more “misinformation” leaks from district employees, Ms. Goodrich returned to the issue and announced that Brosmer’s “alarming claims” were not “rooted in fact,” before issuing a chilling warning to anyone who would dare break the district’s Code of Omertà:

“Let me be clear, I believe that any staff member that is deliberately spreading misinformation to board members needs to be held accountable, whether that means discipline, reassignment or termination,” Goodrich said. “There’s simply no place for that behavior in our district. It’s an unacceptable waste of taxpayer dollars and time to have this community chasing down conspiracy theories and fake news.”

Wow.   

Now that Ms. Goodrich has anointed herself the Grand Arbiter of Truth on the Volusia County School Board – district employees have a right to feel threatened – and you can bet your bippy it will be a chilly day in hell before anyone in Balgobin’s sphere of influence speaks freely again… 

Hope Florida Scandal – Floridian’s Deserve Better  

“We don’t have all the facts yet,” (Florida House Speaker Danny) Perez said. “At this point, all options are still on the table with Hope Florida. We have not closed the door on that. I think there is still more information to find out.”

To be very clear: The House has not done enough yet.

Sure, if the goal here was simply to slime DeSantis and his inner circle — and maybe muddy up Uthmeier’s bid for re-election or a long-rumored Casey DeSantis campaign for governor — then mission accomplished, I guess.

But if this was a sincere attempt to find answers on behalf of Florida taxpayers — and demand accountability from people entrusted with positions of great power who abuse their offices — then there is still a lot of work left to do.”

–Journalist Jason Garcia, as excerpted from his essay in Seeking Rents, “The attorney general has some explaining to do. Will anyone make him?” Sunday, April 27, 2025

What a difference a week makes, eh?  

Only in the Sunshine State can senior legislators announce to residents that our Attorney General is a criminal fraudster and money launderer who secretly funneled $10 million through a circuitous maze to fund Gov. Ron DeSantis’ war to defeat a citizen-led ballot initiative – while systematically destroying any hope First Lady Casey DeSantis may have had of succeeding her husband as governor – then shutdown the investigation seemingly overnight without explanation or logical conclusion…

According to reports, Rep. Alex Andrade, chair of the House Health Care Budget Subcommittee investigating these serious allegations, announced last week they were taking their football and going home after the Hope Florida Foundation’s lawyer, Jeff Aaron, and leaders of two nonprofits that received separate $5 million “grants” from the foundation defiantly refused to testify before the panel.

“While I’m firmly convinced that James Uthmeier and Jeff Aaron engaged in a conspiracy to commit money laundering and wire fraud, and that several parties played a role in the misuse of $10 million in Medicaid funds, we as legislators will not be the ones making the ultimate charging decisions.  “I believe our work on this topic in this capacity as a subcommittee will be concluded,” Andrade said last week.

You read that right. 

No subpoenas.  No saber rattling.  Just, “Welp, okay.  Guess that’s it folks…”

Then, in an uber-weird twist, State Attorney Jack Campbell, a Democrat with responsibility for prosecuting crimes in Tallahassee’s Leon County, played the blind umpire routine this week, claiming he isn’t investigating the burgeoning controversy surrounding a suspected “conspiracy” involving the misuse of public funds that implicates the most powerful offices in the state capital.   

Really?

In a report published in the Tallahassee Democrat last week, Mr. Campbell explained, “As for (an) investigation, the only source of information I have received is from members of the press,” Campbell added. “The Florida Legislature has many good lawyers including some former prosecutors. I am sure they would refer any evidence of crimes to me if they found them.”

So, I guess that leaves anxious Floridians – who are rightfully concerned that our chief law enforcement officer and others may have engaged in a criminal conspiracy – to hope that the FBI and United States Department of Justice will pick up the mantle and rightfully investigate potential public corruption at the highest levels of Florida government?

Unfortunately, it was also reported last week that a “…spokesperson for federal prosecutors in Tallahassee was equally noncommittal.”

Yeah.  I know.  It doesn’t instill trust when senior state legislators dump a steaming pile of shit in the middle of South Monroe Street, wallow around in it on the frontpage of every news outlet in the state, then fold up the tent and go home with the stench still lingering in the humid air…       

Is this an intra-party contretemps gone horribly awry? 

A politically motivated witch hunt, fueled by defamatory allegations ginned up to smear the DeSantis’ and Attorney General James Uthmeier to prepare the battlefield for next year’s gubernatorial race? 

Or are things truly as filthy as they appear? 

In my view, this half-assed hybrid investigation/political smear campaign by a House subcommittee may well have exposed criminal acts committed at the highest levels of Florida government, to include the misuse of public funds for political purposes.   

If so, our elected and appointed officials in state and federal government have an ethical, moral, and fiduciary obligation to leave no stone unturned, lance the boil of public corruption, and allow the disinfecting light of day to shine in Tallahassee. 

Given the grave allegations brought by senior legislators – accusations that have cast doubt on the credibility of Florida’s Governor and Attorney General – in the absence of a thorough investigation both the Florida House and Senate are now in danger of losing their last shreds of integrity and believability. 

It’s that serious.    

Floridians deserve to know the truth.  We deserve better…  

Quote of the Week

“Paul Trombino, one of the last two finalists for the Palm Coast city manager job, withdrew his candidacy this morning, less than 24 hours after the Palm Coast City Council made clear in a series of split votes that he doesn’t have the council’s full confidence or enthusiasm. That leaves one man standing: Richard Hough. The council did not feel any differently about him. Three other finalists had dropped out before they were interviewed.

“I can confirm that Paul dropped out,” Brittany Kershaw, the city’s communications director, said in late morning today. Doug Thomas of SGR, the recruiting firm a previous city council hired to lead the search for a city manager, “talked to Lauren and Renina this morning and let them know that Mr. Trombino had removed himself from consideration.” Lauren Johnston is the acting city manager. Renina Fuller is the director of human resources.”

–Editor Pierre Tristam, FlaglerLive.com, as excerpted from “Yet Another City Manager Candidate Drops Out After Palm Coast Council’s Debacle, Leaving Last One Standing in Uncertainty,” Wednesday, April 30, 2025

And then there was one…

On Wednesday, the horribly dysfunctional Palm Coast City Council learned that another city manager finalist ran like a scalded dog following a series of clumsy votes the day before that made it clear neither of the two remaining finalists have the confidence of council members.

Tragic. Like watching a train wreck, over-and-over-and-over again.

According to reports, later today, the council will meet again – not to discuss the languishing manager search, which remains the most pressing issue facing their anxious community – but to hear the verdict in the outside investigation of Mayor Mike Norris. 

Last week, Mayor Norris was sentenced in absentia to a vote of no confidence, public censure, and a referral to the Florida Commission on Ethics (?), after an external inquiry found him guilty of pushing the limits of his role while seeking fundamental change in a terribly broken city government.

This afternoon, the Palm Coast City Council will have an opportunity to publicly humiliate Norris a second time, reinforcing to everyone watching why all but one clearly masochistic candidate for the city manager position has fled the building…  

Unfortunately, the City of Palm Coast continues to reap the whirlwind of petty politics – the raging tumult and suspicion that naturally results when personal agendas, outside influence, and insatiable greed prevail over community stewardship.  

The beleaguered community is now faced with an inescapable dilemma, one compounded by a fractured elected/appointed City Council, a weak interim manager who is looking more like a viable option all the time, and an ineffective senior staff in desperate need of strong leadership.

In my view, the Palm Coast City Council have no one to blame but themselves, and their behind-the-scenes handlers with a profit motive who continue to fan the flames of chaos…

And Another Thing!

“The administration of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) steered $92 million last year in leftover federal coronavirus stimulus money to a controversial highway interchange project that directly benefits a top political donor, according to state records.

The decision by the Florida Transportation Department to use money from the 2021 American Rescue Plan for the I-95 interchange at Pioneer Trail Road near Daytona Beach fulfilled a years-long effort by Mori Hosseini, a politically connected housing developer who owns two large tracts of largely forested land abutting the planned interchange. The funding through the DeSantis administration, approved shortly after the governor’s reelection, expedited the project by more than a decade, according to state documents.”

–The Washington Post, “DeSantis agency sent $92 million in covid relief funds to donor-backed project: Mori Hosseini, who donated a golf simulator to the governor’s mansion, championed a new exchange on Interstate 95 that feeds into his housing and shopping center project,” Thursday, June 29, 2023 

“No one can stop it. It’s on its way. We are building homes. People are moving in. Kids are playing outside…”

–Boss Mori Hosseini, chairman and CEO of ICI Homes, as quoted by reporter Mark Harper writing in The Daytona Beach News-Journal, “How David beat Goliath: Spruce Creek conservationists block I-95 interchange – for now,” February 7, 2024  

Per usual, our “High Panjandrum of Political Power” Mori Hosseini was right and environmental activists seeking to protect the sensitive waters of the Doris Leeper Spruce Creek Preserve were wrong.

I never doubted him for a minute…

This week, a panel of judges from the Fifth District Court of Appeal ruled without uttering a peep beyond “Per curiam. Affirmed” (which, I think, is Latin for “Nice try, rubes”) permitting the Florida Department of Transportation to proceed with the controversial ecological disaster-in-the-making at I-95 and Pioneer Trail.

Look, I’m not a soothsayer.  Just another experiential learner who has touched too many hot stoves – but it was clear from the beginning that Mr. Hosseini would not be denied…

In 2022, Volusia County Council Chair Jeff Brower publicly called for an investigation into the Florida Department of Transportation’s decision to ignore serious environmental concerns surrounding the interchange and its interface with a protected waterway.

His efforts were immediately ridiculed by his “colleagues” on the Volusia County Council and wholly ignored in Tallahassee.    

Then, in October 2023, a small group of intrepid environmentalists and concerned residents – armed with the facts – valiantly defended the sensitive Spruce Creek watershed from the threat of the proposed interchange by challenging a contentious stormwater permit issued by the oxymoronic St. Johns River Water Management District.

To say it was a ‘David & Goliath’ tale is an understatement…

Despite all odds, area environmentalists Bryon White, Derek LaMontagne, and a handful of local witnesses – which included biologist and Stetson University Professor Wendy Anderson, Professor Hyun Jung Cho of Bethune-Cookman University, and Chairman Brower – presented a commonsense argument challenging the public benefit of the stormwater permit.

During the hearing, the witnesses exposed the SJRWMD engineers who made the ridiculous claim that the project would “…reduce phosphorus, nitrogen and other harmful elements being diverted to Spruce Creek” – a threatened ecosystem which has been designated an Outstanding Florida Waterway which requires special protections because of its exceptional natural attributes.

After considering the evidence, an administrative law judge ruled that the SJRWMD’s stormwater permit should be revoked and determined its issuance was “not in the public interest.”

Of course, those who make the rules around here disagreed, the decision was appealed, and now we know ‘the rest of the story…’

For his efforts to oppose the interchange, Chairman Brower was publicly gibbetted – branded a liar, his motives questioned, and his work to protect our environment labeled a “political stunt” – during a sustained tag team mauling by Volusia’s Old Guard.   

The faux indignation was comical to watch as those marionettes on the dais danced feverishly to distance themselves from Brower’s opposition and ingratiate themselves with Mr. Hosseini – but many of their constituents saw it for what it was – one more example of the pernicious influence of “Big Money” donors on public policy here in the Kingdom of the Damned…

In my view, “Fun Coast” residents come by these jaded suspicions honestly, especially in an era where all the right last names legally stuff hundreds of thousands of dollars into the war chests of hand select candidates each election cycle, then wait for these lucrative “coincidences” happen.

Like when funding for a $92 million interchange gets moved to the top of a very long list, while truly dangerous roadways – like that two-lane Monument to Mediocrity that is the Tomoka River bridge on LPGA Boulevard – continue to languish on the books…   

Perhaps our ‘powers that be’ should understand these expedited solutions – things that never happen when we demand answers to widespread flooding and quality of life issues associated with overdevelopment – are why the perception of favoritism persists here on Florida’s “Fun Coast.”  

In 2018, I penned a blog on the topic entitled “The Faustian Bargain,” my rambling take on the disturbing corollary between Volusia County politics and the legendary bluesman, Robert Johnson, who grew up dirt poor in the hardscrabble Mississippi Delta.  

According to legend, one dark night, Johnson stood at the crossroads of Highway 61 and US 49 and sold his very soul to the devil in exchange for mastery of the guitar and the incredible success – and ultimate escape from poverty – that talent would bring.

It’s a tale as old as time, really.

Throughout history – from St. Theophilus of Adana to Doctor Faustus – cautionary yarns tell of ambitious people who, in a misguided pursuit of personal riches and power, fall victim to temptation and sell who and what they are for what they desperately hope to become.

Unfortunately, it appears folklore has become reality…

For years, I have wrestled with the ethical questions surrounding Florida’s normalization of transactional politics – asking myself which side of this strategic assignation is more culpable – the “John” or the prostitute? 

Now, it appears those considerations no longer matter here in the Biggest Whorehouse in the World…

As a result, many believe these massive campaign contributions represent a legal return on investment in a system that permits a privileged few to obtain direct access to the public teat in the form of preferential tax breaks, “corporate welfare,” infrastructure beneficial to for-profit projects, and even direct subsidies for their private endeavors.

It’s easy to point fingers, but that’s not Mr. Hosseini’s fault. 

If that’s the way the ‘system’ functions, he would be a fool not to use it to his advantage.

And Mori Hosseini is nobody’s fool…

In fact, I consider him a true American success story.  An example of what this country offers for those willing to chase a dream, work hard, and persevere; and he has repeatedly denied receiving favoritism from Gov. Ron DeSantis – or anyone else.

In a 2023 article in the News-Journal, Mr. Hosseini said, “I have never, ever in my life gone to any governor and asked for anything. Not a governor, not a speaker of the house, not a Senate president, nothing about me. Nothing about my projects.”

Maybe not. Perhaps my jaded perspective has been skewed by repetitive “coincidences” that always seem to favor those with a chip in the game…

In politics, perception is reality, and in my view, so long as our campaign finance system allows for it, these incredibly influential individuals who drive public policy in Volusia County and beyond will continue to provide a financial advantage to those candidates willing to return the favor by placing the “donor class” at the nexus of public funds and private interests.

Call it ‘business as usual,’ but many are beginning to despise the stench of insider access in a pay-to-play environment that undermines the foundational principles of our democracy because it is patently unfair and detrimental to the future of our state.   

I don’t make the rules.  Neither do you. 

But those who do understand which side their bread is buttered on, and their strategic stalling on solutions to overdevelopment and approving environmental atrocities like what is about to befall the Doris Leeper Spruce Creek Preserve, will continue until a majority of voters decide they’ve had enough.

Perhaps then we will begin electing honorable servant-leaders who understand that political power originates with the will of We, The Little People – not the almighty dollar – and return a sense of fairness and equality to the playing field…   

That’s all for me.  Have a great weekend, y’all!