On Volusia: The Character Question

You can tell a lot about a person by how they conduct themselves when no one else is watching.

In fact, it’s the very definition of character.

Before I tear-off on a rant here – trust me – I’m no saint.

I drink to excess, smoke a pack of cigarettes a day, and no one enjoys a classic dirty joke more than I do.

Sometimes I stay up late, drink whiskey, and tell tall tales with friends – and my frequent use of salty language is as notorious as my gluttonous appetite.  I’m rude, selfish and stubborn as a mule when I think I’m right – and I’m right all the time.  Just ask me.

I can be mean-spirited and judgmental, too.

Sadly, these personality traits fit my enormous ego just fine.

I’m a piece of work.  I admit it.

Last week, I read a piece by Dustin Wyatt in the Daytona Beach News-Journal regarding yet another wacky screw-up by freshmen members of the Volusia County Council – one more loopy brain-fart by Heather Post, Billie Wheeler, and our doddering Chairman Ed Kelley.

Or was it?

During last Thursday’s County Council meeting, Heather Post – who was apparently home recuperating from pneumonia – sent a series of text messages as she watched the proceedings online.

At first, Post’s messages to Kelley were rather innocuous – she didn’t grasp the concept that when the council takes a lunch break – the live-feed is interrupted briefly until the meeting resumes.

Then, while council members gave their always illuminating closing comments, Post thought it necessary to let Kelley know that she had received a report on the Veteran’s Foundation – a note that Kelley acknowledged receiving.

Then, things got more ominous.

In a clumsy text message to Billie Wheeler, Mrs. Post advised that she would not be appointing Paul Zimmerman, president of Sons of the Beach, Florida’s premiere advocacy group, to a beach advisory committee recently proposed by Councilwoman Deb Denys:

(“I’m not appointing Paul. Illspoint Tony.”)

Instead, Post communicated to Wheeler that she would appoint Tony Grippa – a former Vice President at Brown & Brown who left J. Hyatt’s employ during the great July 2016 exodus of the company’s top brass – and reported “brainchild” of the advisory committee.

I have no idea what involvement Mr. Grippa has with beach advocacy issues.  Maybe he’s a virtual Jacques Cousteau – I’ve just never seen him around.

Regardless, it was important that Mrs. Post distance herself from Paul Zimmerman and Sons of the Beach – and if she had to violate the spirit, if not the letter, of Florida’s Sunshine Law to do it – so be it.

The rules are different here.

To her credit, Ms. Wheeler didn’t respond to Heather Post’s text messages – and she kept Mr. Grippa as her personal appointment to the beach advisory committee.

Then, the right people started asking the hard questions.

Enter County Attorney Dan Eckert – whose entire practice has devolved into quibbling the facts, obfuscating the obvious, suing his own constituents, running interference for elected officials and serving as muscle for Little Jimmy Dineen and his cabal of shadow players.

You see, Dan tidies up the sticky messes – on our dime.

Naturally, Mr. Eckert’s immediate response to the serious allegations that Councilwoman Post engaged in blatantly illegal two-way communications regarding public business with another elected official outside an open, and in-progress, meeting did not even rise to a “technical” violation of Florida’s Sunshine Law.

Heck no!

My ass.

In what is becoming an all to frequent fallback – Mrs. Post again refused to accept responsibility for an official misstep – then went into one of her weird stream-of-consciousness, babbling excuses – like a demented child caught with their hand in the cookie jar:

“I have been out with pneumonia. I have not been able to speak or move around without coughing/choking. There was no violation of Sunshine Law,” she wrote in an email. “I am sure my constituents will be glad to hear that even in my condition, I made arrangements to view the County Council meeting live online to stay abreast of the issues of importance to Volusia County. This is a reflection of my true dedication to the job.”

Either that, or she really didn’t want to support Paul Zimmerman’s appointment to the beach advisory board after Sons of the Beach rightly supported her opponent during the 2016 election.

You see, Mrs. Post is chummy with Daytona Beach Boardwalk magnate and beach driving opponent, George Anderson.

In other words – her communications had nothing to do with a self-described “dedication to the job,” and everything to do with cheapjack politics.

You know, I’m really trying to give Heather Post the benefit of the doubt – but how much more of this dodging and gibberish are we expected to take?

Of course, Chairman Kelley demonstrated the brand of cool-headed leadership he’s become known for when he immediately accepted responsibility for the possible violation of state law, commissioned an outside inquiry into the matter to assure openness and transparency, then restored confidence in his constituents by pledging that communications of this type would never happen in the future.

Yeah, right.

“It’s no big deal. … I did nothing illegal,” Kelley confidently crowed on Thursday.

Of course you didn’t, Ed.

(Word to the wise:  You can lie to us all you want – just don’t lie to yourself.  That’s a dangerous indulgence for an elected official.  Don’t believe me?  Just ask Corinne Brown.)

This serves as another prime example of the hubris and political arrogance that permeates every aspect of Volusia County government – from the top down.

The rules are for the little people.

Don’t like it?  Screw you.

Folks, there is a malignancy in our county government – a bastardized oligarchical system that serves the influential and well-connected, while dismissing the true needs of their long-suffering constituents.

And it appears nothing is off-limits.

In my view, recurring public integrity questions and transparency issues such as this highlight the “I do what I want, when I want” culture that exists whenever those appointed to high public office lose their sense of service.

And their sense of honor.

On Volusia: Destroying the “Brand”

When you look at successful businesses and organizations they all have one thing in common – they get the small things right.

All the time.

For instance, if you take a trip to any Disney property, you can tell that customer service and satisfaction has been studied down to the subliminal level – sights, sounds, color, texture, aroma, lighting, host interaction, atmosphere – all carefully crafted to ensure that each guest receives the same consistently pleasant experience.

Every time.

Flexibility is reserved for those dealing with incidents of customer dissatisfaction, accidents and service disruption.

The core standards of the brand are never compromised for any reason.

This laser focus on the comprehensive “customer experience” is true of successful restaurants, retail outlets and vacation destinations.

Trust me.  This doesn’t happen by accident.

Success is universally the result of effective professional management and oversight which ensures the impeccable standards, values and ideals associated with the destination are adhered to by every person and entity associated with the “brand” – all the time – constantly and emphatically.

Without identifiable standards, chaos ensues.

When the carefully crafted system is subjected to favoritism and undue influence – the natural result is disorder and turmoil.  Equilibrium can only be restored by harmony and balance.

The same holds true for “successful” governments.

The development of acceptable regulations – followed by fair and consistent enforcement – serves to uphold standards and enhances the quality of life and marketability of the community.

Ask yourself this question:  Does any of this resemble the “Daytona Beach Resort Area”?

Hell, does any of this resemble Volusia County government?

In my view, the Daytona Beach News-Journal has done outstanding work of late.

Their ‘Tarnished Jewel’ series documenting the historic mismanagement and colossal incompetence of our beachside Community Redevelopment Areas – negligence that saw hundreds-of-millions pissed away over 30-years – coupled with the City of Daytona Beach’s quick response to correcting these deficiencies – shows the benefits of bringing difficult issues into the sunlight.

City officials are going back and reexamining what works – and what doesn’t.

They are dusting-off and updating tired ordinances, developing innovative code enforcement strategies and giving officials the tools and support they need for success.

Most important – they are holding those responsible accountable.

Last week, the City of Daytona Beach announced that it is aggressively pursuing some $4.46-million in past due fines and fees from some 395 violators – with nearly 300 of those owing more than $10,000.

The sad reality is that each of these violations represent a dilapidated – even dangerous – structure, many of which are being used as commercial rental properties, and all of which bring down adjacent property values and erode community standards.

That effects all of us.

It’s easy to point a finger at the police department or code enforcement officials – but the reality is, the blame lies squarely at the feet of elected officials who have historically lacked the vision and foresight to set community priorities – then insist that the city’s administration direct assets to enforce and maintain those standards.

As I said earlier this week, Daytona Beach City Commissioner Aaron Delgado is proving to be the kind of change agent we have needed in local government for far too long.  His ‘See a need and take charge’ attitude, and unique ability to build consensus on difficult issues like homelessness and code enforcement are truly impressive.

I believe that effective revitalization efforts and the power of creativity and enthusiasm can be just as contagious as cancerous blight.

The key is strong and effective management – something that is universally accepted as Problemo Numero Uno here on the Fun Coast.

For instance, for the past decade, County Manager Jim Dinneen has proven that his lock-step loyalty to deep-pocketed political insiders – coupled with the near continuous bullying of the municipalities – is counter-productive and contrary to progress.

Don’t believe me?  Take a look around.

Why are our elected officials so afraid of positive change?

When pressed, County Chairman Ed Kelley falls back to his goofy corn-pone delivery and points to worn out “accomplishments” and tax-funded private projects which continue to create and expand an artificial economy totally dependent upon the infusion of public funds.

All while our core tourist district rusts and rots into oblivion.

No vision.  No leadership.  No hope.

I challenge anyone in a position of authority to look at the condition of the Daytona Beach Boardwalk – and other areas where beach driving has been removed – and study the malignant blight that is literally destroying one of America’s great tourist destinations, right before our collective eyes.

It is time to face the hard facts that the failed ideas of those who control our collective fate – the Five Families of Volusia County who pass the same nickel around – are ruining our “brand” and diminishing our quality of life with their self-serving edicts and focus on profits over progress.

If you haven’t seen first-hand the desolation of a private beach, I suggest you visit one.

These barren places are the antithesis of a tourist destination.

And all the off-beach parking lots in the world won’t change that.

Folks, I know I can sound like a broken record – but I am convinced that by bringing attention to our deficits we can grow and become something stronger than we were before.

We simply cannot accomplish that with the failed leadership, gross mismanagement and lack of effective vision that has brought us to this tragic place.

Hell, our current administration has proven they can’t manage a portable toilet emergency on the beach – let alone access and development issues.

I guess Mori and Hyatt haven’t gotten together and given Jim direction on the matter just yet. . .

In my view, the solution to our collective problems begin and end with effective management – not exorbitantly paid posers who lack the will, creativity and vision to speak truth to power and begin the difficult process of correcting the sins of the past.

 

Angels & Assholes for May 20, 2017

I spent the better part of this week in South Florida – an interesting and eclectic mix of communities all sandwiched together – a mosaic bisected by U.S.-1 to the west and A-1-A to the east – each with their own unique culture and “feel.”

Sound familiar?

The big difference between here and there was the obvious emphasis on code enforcement, appropriate use of natural and civic resources and the importance of transportation/utilities infrastructure in high-population areas.

Don’t get me wrong – you can have South Florida.

Not a fan.

From the weird social contract between the “haves and have-nots,” the walled-off private beaches, and Old Money aristocracy of Palm Beach – a place that makes our uber-wealthy look like ham-and-eggers – and everyone who is anyone hide themselves and their incredible wealth behind thick shrubbery (except President Trump – he puts it right out there at Mar-a-Lago) – to the omnipresent homeless of Ft. Lauderdale – there are obvious challenges.

What I did not see on display in tourist and high-traffic areas was the open blight and dilapidation of Daytona Beach.

It’s there – you just don’t see it in places that anchor the local economy.

Areas like Las Olas Boulevard, a beautiful stand of luxury shopping and dining just outside Ft. Lauderdale’s central business district.

A leisurely stroll finds quaint boutiques, art galleries, yacht charters and chandlers, memorable restaurants – like the 70-year old “The Floridian,” where the owner holds court at a center table, greeting everyone who enters with a wide smile and warm welcome – and people dining alfresco with their pets at over three-dozen bistros and coffee shops.

Adjacent to the good vibe on Las Olas – behind the frontage – are a wide variety of funky shops like “Hole Foods,” an organic grocer where fresh coconuts are displayed next to delicious mangos and exotic tropical fruits and vegetables.

No wasted space.  No vacancy – and no panhandlers.

It was what “Downtown Daytona” could be.  Should be.

If your so inclined – take a comparative look at www.riverfrontshopsofdaytona.com and www.lasolasboulevard.com.

I recently heard some talk of a new trend in municipal government that privatizes all essential services, and elected and appointed officials essentially become contract managers.

Think DeBary.  (Yeah.  I know.)

Before that idea becomes the “next big thing” in Volusia County, our local powers-that-be might look at how some private water treatment and distribution companies have failed to live up to the hype.

Trust me.  It’s disturbing.

I’ll have more on this trip in coming weeks.

In my view, we can learn a lot about finding solutions to common issues by simply looking at similarly situated communities.  What works – what doesn’t.

We don’t have to reinvent the wheel.

I wish we could, but I’ve come to the conclusion that Volusia County is under the control of some of the least visionary, openly dumb, sycophantic wooden puppets in the history of local governance.

But just maybe they could learn to be good mimics.

It is time for local officials to do as I do – openly plagiarize the good ideas and visions of others.

We are too far down the track to dawdle – let’s just steal sound revitalization strategies and proven economic development programs from other communities – and put them into play here.

Let’s accept the fact that – just maybe – after 30-years of blight, open thievery and catastrophic squalor – the failed visions of Hyatt, Mori and Lesa aren’t working out for us.

Let’s humble ourselves to the fact that we need help from those who know better.

I implore our elected officials to get outside their comfort zone – admit their own intellectual and creative limitations – and see what others are doing to build successful and sustainable economies in different parts of Florida and beyond.

People with proven results – not hucksters and speculative developers.

I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced that what is happening here simply cannot be allowed to continue.

And time is marching on.

Alrighty Kids!

It’s time once again for Uncle Mark, your wayward traveler, to turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way.

Let’s see who tried to screw us – and who tried to save us – this week:

Angel               The City of Daytona Beach Code Enforcement

Earlier this week, nearly 400 owners of blighted properties – representing the full-spectrum of slum lords, absentee land owners, and fly-by-night property managers – were put on notice that the City of Daytona Beach is coming after some $4.46 million in outstanding code enforcement fines.

According to an excellent article by Eileen Zaffiro-Kean in the Daytona Beach News-Journal, the old practice of waiting until a property sells to collect overdue fines and fees is ending.  Now.

And that is a giant step in the right direction.

“People will see that we’re serious, and hopefully they’ll pay their fines and make repairs,” said City Commissioner Aaron Delgado, a strong supporter of the new effort to go after deadbeat code violators. “We won’t tolerate people who just let liens back up and do nothing.”

 Folks, Aaron Delgado impresses me more every day.

Asshole           The DeBary City Council

This week, Circuit Judge Randell Rowe handed the City of DeBary a backhanded victory in their incredibly expensive and highly embarrassing fight to reverse the democratic process, strip the citizens of their sacred vote, and justify their ham-handed coup d’état of the city’s duly elected mayor, Clint Johnson.

Following a very thoughtful process, Judge Rowe determined that seven of the eight “charter violations” brought by the council were, in fact, little more than vengeful sucker punches – dubious claims cut from whole cloth – by petty elected officials and a greedy municipal attorney who got their collective knickers in a twist over Johnson’s exposure of gross mismanagement and internal corruption on a scale that has made DeBary the poster child for bad governance everywhere.

In turn, Judge Rowe held his nose and found the final claim – that Mayor Johnson’s rant to disgraced former City Manager Dan Parrott to cancel a “ridiculous meeting” – met the dictionary definition of an order or directive.

Since the court cannot substitute its judgement for the DeBary City Council’s (nor would it want to) Judge Rowe found the text message sufficient to support a charter violation.

Note to the long-suffering citizens of DeBary:

In my opinion, when every major newspaper and media outlet in Central Florida is railing about the fecal-storm of utter dysfunction, abject greed and open corruption that has been exposed in your City Hall – the time has come to demand sweeping change.

While you still have something in the bank.

Seriously.

Simply handing the reigns over to a washed-up hack like Ron McLemore – a lying sack-of-shit on the run from allegations of sexual harassment and malingering on duty – does not inspire confidence – and it damn sure doesn’t come close to bringing closure and lasting resolution to this fetid mess that has marred the good name and reputation of one of Central Florida’s most beautiful communities.

You will never move forward with McLemore at the helm.

Although I don’t have a specific number, I would venture a guess that the City of DeBary has suffered mounting and crushing legal fees far north of $300,000 defending this chaos – this abomination – all because a few mealy-mouthed, small town politicians were personally embarrassed by a brash young man who tried to bring attention to institutional issues in local government.

Once again, the citizens of DeBary deserve better.

Angel              Sheriff Mike Chitwood and VCSO

Kudos to Sheriff Chitwood and his outstanding deputies and staff on the successful conclusion of “Operation Indecent Proposal” – a five-day undercover sting designed to identify and arrest online child predators.

During the operation, some 14 degenerate assholes were arrested – with another 60 currently under investigation for using a computer to lure what they thought were 13 and 14-year-old children for sex.

That’s scary.

These represent the worst-of-the-worst in our community, and my hat is off to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, the Office of the State Attorney, and all the local agencies and federal agents who worked so cooperatively to bring this human excrement to justice.

Keep going, Sheriff.  Keep going.

Asshole           The Volusia County Council

Going to war with the cities has become a hallmark of county government – something Chairman Ed Kelley told us he would put an end to if we just voted for him.

Talk about lying sacks-of-shit.

Look, I’ve learned that a leopard never changes his spots – because he can’t.

It’s in his DNA – and what you see is what you get.

The same holds true for County Manager Jim Dinneen and the elected officials he so deftly controls.

It appears the City of Daytona Beach Shores is reaping the whirlwind that comes whenever a municipality has the temerity to challenge the power and might of Volusia County.

Just like in past skirmishes, Little Jimmy is trotting out County Attorney Dan Eckert – who has made a unique cottage industry out of suing his constituents with their own money – to employ his patented bullying tactics and bring the Shores to heel.

The crime?

The Shores City Council opposed a plan by Volusia County to purchase prime oceanfront property, remove it from the tax rolls, and pave over two parking lots to ensure “beach access” (read: removal of beach driving).

Now, in some weird David and Goliath drama – Daytona Beach Shores is attempting to bring an ordinance that would prohibit new parking lots east of A-1-A.

But make no mistake, Dan Eckert and Volusia County government will do what it wants – when it wants – and there is not a hot-damn thing anyone can do about it.

So, Daytona Beach Shores – how do you like the loyalties of Councilwoman Billie Wheeler now?

Quote of the Week:

“They’ve chosen to go down this road and quite frankly it’s not doing anyone any good for them to come in and push their weight around.  They are the big and powerful county of Volusia and we are just the little tiny city of the Shores. It’s unfortunate.”

–Daytona Beach Shores City Planner and Small Town Rube Fred Hiatt, speaking in the Daytona Beach News-Journal

 

On the Road: South Florida

Hey Kids!

Barker’s View is on the road in warm Ft. Lauderdale this beautiful Friday morning.

Look for a new installment of Angels & Assholes this weekend!

Also, as the city’s lawyers continue to pick over the bones,  I’ll have my take on the incredibly expensive and terribly embarrassing “Debacle in DeBary” early next week.

As always, thanks for reading!

Mark

 

Daytona Beach: Have $ Ready

Everyone knows the old idiom, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

Or, in my case, 1,200 words.  I get insufferably wordy.

According to Wikipedia, the phrase refers to the notion that a complex idea can be conveyed with just a single still image – or that an image conveys its meaning or essence more effectively than a lengthy written description.

Last week, I read an interesting article in the Daytona Beach News-Journal by Eileen Zaffiro-Kean – with an accompanying editorial by the great raconteur, Mark Lane – reporting the demise of amusement rides from the Daytona Beach Boardwalk for the first time in some 80-years.

Both pieces were enlightening – and spurred my interest in learning more.

I couldn’t tell you the last time I visited the Boardwalk – but it had a Ferris wheel when I did.

In November, I wrote a post entitled, “The Thrill is Gone,” which discussed a decades-old lawsuit that has hampered any substantive change on the Boardwalk, and lamented the loss of a place that made so many great memories when I was a kid:

“Greedy investors, strategic bankruptcies, family monopolies, unscrupulous developers – to include convicted grifter, Bill Geary, of Ocean Walk Shoppes fame who is finishing a stint in federal prison – promises of pie-in-the-sky panacea hotels and tony shopping areas, a stubborn inability to reasonably negotiate with the best interests of the community in mind, government overreach and interference, insider maneuvering, piss-poor planning, no leadership, etc., etc.”

“Whether we want to admit it or not, what we are collectively hearing over the roar of the surf is the sad death knell of one of America’s great tourist destinations.” 

Last week, a very smart friend and I decided to take in the sights and sounds of the boardwalk and see for ourselves exactly what the demise of these amusements portend for our core tourist draw.

After navigating the two left turns required to get onto Ocean Avenue from A-1-A, I drove slowly north toward the southern façade of the Daytona Hilton, past the 20-foot diving girl who has graced the old Stamie’s Swimwear Shop for at least a half-century, waiting for grey-bearded men with backpacks to cross the street.

To the left was a paid parking lot entirely littered with a collage of handmade signs warning potential customers what they cannot do – “No Reentry,” “No Cards Accepted,” “No U-Turns,” “No RV’s, Semi’s or Trailers,” “Cash Only,” “$10.”

The sign that caught my eye – the one which serves as a fitting metaphor for the sordid bait-and-switch scheme that is Daytona’s tourist trade – was a hand-scrawled: “Have $ Ready.”

Indeed.

I found a public parking space and fed the meter just outside the entrance to the Joyland Amusement Center – an arcade that hasn’t seen any significant renovation in decades.  Walking through the dimly lit passageway and down the stairwell is like entering a weird time machine, where the sounds and smells evoke memories of a time long ago.

Frankly, I was glad to see that the live dancing chicken had been removed.  When I was a kid, for a dime, a tired rooster trapped in a small painted case would dance and peck out a tune on a little piano until the music stopped and a feed pellet rewarded his performance.

One gets the distinct feeling that Joyland is either a once Grand Dame now indignity waiting to die by the sea, or – it is what it is – a long-neglected coin-operated business holding on by its fingernails until the lawyers stop their money-grubbing arguments, appeals and motions –  or the “next big thing” hits the strand.

As we exited onto the wide colonnade of the Boardwalk, I was struck by the fresh sea breeze and the initial impression of just how physically deserted it all felt.  Except for a few ambulatory homeless – and a smattering of young families eating pizza and corn dogs alfresco – the strand was vacant.  Dead.

On a glorious spring afternoon.

Walking south, we took in the expanse of what had been the Boardwalk Amusement Center – where once a great Ferris wheel stood, Go-Kart’s zoomed, and various whirligigs, roller coasters, bumper cars and kiddie rides brought a true sense of fun and excitement.

Now, the place looks like a wasteland – a twisted mess of steel girders, rusting ride cars, dilapidated ticket booths emblazoned with a tax levy notice, and an eerie go-kart track that looks like it was abandoned in place.

Because it was.

A place that once brought so much joy and excitement to vacationing families and locals alike – now quietly rotting into a trash strewn lot.

At the risk of sounding hyper-dramatic, I was moved by what I saw.

A mix of sadness and anger, accompanied by the nagging question – “How could this be allowed to happen?”

 I took a few pictures to document the state of things.  Then, we moved along.

As we reached the Mardi Gras Fun Center – an aging arcade very similar in feel to the Joyland – I noticed two 20-somethings fist-bumping a guy perched on a bar stool near the front entrance.

Having spent the better part of my law enforcement career investigating drug trafficking, I got the distinct feeling from the snippets of conversation I overheard that something was up.

As we walked to the south terminus of the boardwalk then east near Zeno’s Sweet Shop, the pair fell in close behind us – one jabbering into a cellphone as we stepped over urine stains and what appeared to be a bloody miasma of dried vomitus on the sidewalk.

Gripping the handgun in my front pocket, I overheard the gist of the conversation two-steps behind us.

The pair were working the logistics of a street-level, parking lot drug hand-off.

My friend looked at me with a trace of fear in her eyes and we stepped away toward Ocean Avenue and the safety of our parked car.  As we passed the sign pollution of the private parking lot, I quickly snapped a few more photographs of the trash, broken fencing, and twisted steel that greets visitors.

When we reached our vehicle, I was angry.

On Friday – rather than post my usual ramblings about life and politics in the Halifax area – I simply posted the pictures I took – a silent exhibition of the cancerous results of the cycle of greed, blight and utter dilapidation that is slowly killing the beachside.

How tragic.

In a few weeks, some 20,000 Shriner’s will arrive.

They are coming at the invitation of the City of Daytona Beach and the County of Volusia.

They have a right to expect the beauty and splendor portrayed in a slick Danica Patrick ad – and the upscale experience they were sold by the Halifax Area Advertising Authority, the Chamber of Commerce, and the bevy of tourism hucksters who continue to lure unsuspecting visitors to an area that is neither ready to receive them – nor equipped to entertain them.

Just Have $ Ready – and screw your convention/vacation experience on what was once the World’s Most Famous Beach.

We know you won’t be back – and nobody who scrounges a fast buck cares.

In my view, this represents the epitome of an unconscionable bait-and-switch ruse – and our elected officials deserve the fall-out that will inevitably ensue.       

 

Angels & Assholes for May 12, 2017

Hey kids!

Wow!  It’s been quite a week!

It’s not often that Daytona Beach makes international news, but the tempest surrounding U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos’ commencement address at Bethune-Cookman University brought 15-minutes of fame to the Fun Coast.

I watched the speech live online.

It wasn’t the best graduation speech I’ve ever heard – but it certainly wasn’t the worst – and it hit all the proper notes.

And, in my view, her delivery was entirely sincere.

During her remarks, Mrs. DeVos challenged the students to a life of service, courage and grace, congratulated their significant accomplishments, and even touched on the controversy surrounding her appearance by discussing the importance of listening to diverse points of view.

Her address was marked with angry shouts and taunts – and most of the graduating class appeared to turn their backs in protest – something I found disappointing, especially given the fact her remarks were so unaffectedly laudatory of both the university and the students themselves, despite the chaos and disruption.

Regardless of your opinion on the issue – perhaps you will agree that Dr. Jackson’s invitation, Mrs. DeVos’ genuine effort, and the dissentious reaction of the students – demonstrated extraordinary courage all around, and – I hope – advanced the cause of free speech and the importance of civil protest.

If that sounds like I’m straddling the fence, you’re right.  Perhaps it speaks to the fact that First Amendment protections extend to all of us – equally – regardless of your point-of-view on this and other important issues.

That’s the very foundation of a free and open society.

However, in the aftermath, I agree with the assessment of the Daytona Beach News-Journal – the Jackson/Petrock response to the controversy was ham-handed (at best) and didn’t do themselves, the administration, or the students of B-CU any favors.

While the demonstration against Mrs. DeVos was not unanimous among the Class of 2017, it was significant, and to suggest the protest was limited to 20 students is ludicrous.

I hope Mrs. DeVos’ exposure to the heritage and important role of Bethune-Cookman University will inspire her, and serve as the impetus for increased federal funding and other opportunities for this venerable institution that has changed the lives of so many.

At the end of the day, it was a wonderful commencement exercise and a beautiful program – the B-CU Concert Chorale and accompanying soloist, the incomparable Alysha Hinton, were simply angelic.

And that’s a fact we can all agree on.

Now, I hope we can all move forward, secure in the knowledge that – regardless of our political perspective – there really is more that unites us than divides us.  (I hope.  That old adage appears to be getting more threadbare and tenuous everyday.)

Now, it’s time once again for Uncle Marky to turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way.

Let’s see who tried to do something for us – or simply tried to “do” us – this week:

Angel              South Atlantic Neighborhood Association

Kudos to those intrepid members of the South Atlantic Neighborhood Association who took the message to the masses last weekend to protest the cycle of blight in Daytona’s core beachside.

It is truly heartening to see grassroots organizations like SANA take such a public stand against dilapidation, squatters, slum lords, trash, debris and years of government neglect.

Residents have had enough.

Informational demonstrations and old fashioned curbside protests help bring attention to perhaps the most bewildering issue on the Fun Coast.

Fortunately, the Daytona Beach City Commission has begun the process of strengthening code enforcement efforts – including revisiting stale ordinances and processes that have allowed “zombie” properties to proliferate in neighborhoods throughout the area.

And some notorious offenders are finally being brought to the bar of justice.

On June 12th at 4:00pm, Daytona Beach City Commissioner Aaron Delgado will join Barker’s View on GovStuff Live with Big John on WELE-1380am to discuss on-going efforts to improve code enforcement and address other issues facing the Halifax area.

In my view, the best way to cure stagnation is to agitate and stir things up, and it appears groups like SANA are, “Mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore.”

It’s high time our red-faced elected and appointed officials partner with their constituents to find effective solutions to these difficult problems.

Inaction is no longer the accepted response.

It is time to begin the important process of changing the foul image of Daytona Beach and improve the quality of life for everyone – even if it takes publicly humiliating every elected official in town.

Asshole           Volusia County School Board

Once again, district officials have announced the annual shuffle of school principals – across town and across the county.

For reasons I don’t completely understand, (although I assume it is viewed as a means of improving poorly performing schools) the district engages in this perpetual leadership churn every year.

As a result, students and faculty are left feeling unsettled with no sense of continuity or stability.

Why would one build strong connections with school leadership knowing that he or she won’t be around next year?

A principal’s role in modern education is extremely diverse, and it requires passion, creativity and loyalty – and the ability to build quality partnerships.  For instance, there are numerous advisory committees, volunteer programs, and other external support functions that require strong relationships with members of the community.

I attended a private parochial school where I had the same headmaster throughout my primary education.  As a result, he knew me and my family, and we knew him.

And, we knew his standards and expectations for conduct and success.  These benchmarks were unwavering – and strictly enforced.

It wasn’t one way this year, that way the next.

A 2015 study by the School Leaders Network found that, nationally, one quarter of new principals leave their school each year.  That number climbs to fifty percent by year three – and retention rates are even worse in difficult-to-lead schools and high poverty areas.

Adding to the local roil is a decision by the district to change its “staffing formula” and eliminate 134 “teaching units” to meet anticipated revenue shortfalls.  In my view, this is a time for Volusia County schools to demonstrate stability – not the upheaval that invariably follows a shift in top leadership.

Maybe I’m the asshole.  (Hey, now.  You don’t have to be so quick to agree. . .)

Perhaps local principals enjoy the constant turnover and lack of institutional roots inherent to these annual hopscotch transfers – but I doubt it.

Angel               Volusia Rape Crisis Center

The history of services for victims of sexual violence in Volusia County is abysmal.

In 2014, our Rape Crisis Center – then operated by the Children’s Advocacy Center of Volusia and Flagler – lost its certification amid claims of a “hostile community environment” and staffing shortages.

As usual, the underlying cause was money and gross mismanagement.

The Children’s Advocacy Center was an unadulterated mess.  Unfortunately, it was the victims who suffered.

According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, nurses specially trained in collecting evidence and providing treatment to rape victims responded to 133 incidents in 2016 – that’s 11 per month.

So far, crisis center nurses have handled 54 reports since the beginning of this year.

That’s a problem, folks.

But things are turning around.  Under the direction of Stewart-Marchman-Act, with an energetic executive director and improved focus on service delivery, the Rape Crisis Center is actively providing an invaluable service to Volusia County.

I hope you will join me in supporting the efforts of Volusia’s Rape Crisis Center, and their community partners, who are working hard to bring compassionate care to victim’s during a very stressful and vulnerable time.

According to reports, the center has a current need for sports bras and sweatpants for victims. To provide clothing donations or gift cards to stores like Target or Wal-Mart for specific needs, items can be sent or dropped off at the center located at 311 N. Orange St., New Smyrna Beach.

Please help if you can.

Asshole           Former Congresswoman/Convicted Felon Corrine Brown

After a tumultuous 25-year career in Congress, former Volusia/Flagler Representative Corrine Brown has been found guilty on multiple charges, to include tax evasion, fraud, and lying on congressional financial disclosure forms related to a bogus charity that served as Ms. Brown’s personal slush fund.

According to evidence presented at her federal trial in Jacksonville, Ms. Brown’s Virginia-based education foundation One Door brought in some $800,000 between 2012 and 2016 – yet paid out just one scholarship for $1,200 to an individual in Florida.

Following the verdict, Acting Assistant Attorney General Kenneth A. Blanco said in a statement, “Former Congresswoman Corrine Brown violated the public trust, the honor of her position, and the integrity of the American system of government when she abused one of the most powerful positions in the nation for her own personal gain.”

Wow.  Sounds eerily familiar to some other Florida politicians I know. . .

Asshole           Visit Florida & Governor Rick Scott

In response to a recent exposé in the Naples Daily News outing the expenditure of $2.8 million in taxpayer money for a goofy fishing show, House Speaker Richard Corcoran said, “Every time we look deeper into the spending at VISIT FLORIDA, new waste and abuse is uncovered.”

The 2012 deal also allowed the producer of the show to pocket all of the advertising and sponsorship revenue – to include a $175,000 boat from a sponsor of the show.

That’s a level playing field? 

When the State of Florida uses public funds to cover the overhead of producing a television show – it puts the producers of non-subsidized content at a distinct disadvantage in the marketplace.

And, in my view, that is the problem with “public/private partnerships” like Visit Florida and Governor Rick Scott’s other corporate welfare conduit, Enterprise Florida.

We need transparency.  We need accountability.  We need to get government out of the marketplace.

Not more boondoggles.

It’s time Governor Scott and the leadership of Visit Florida stop the faux-panic and hand-wringing and come to the realization that Floridian’s are sick and tired of funneling their hard-earned tax dollars to private interests.

As the Orlando Sentinel’s Scott Maxwell so aptly put it, “Tourism enterprises are still free to advertise as much as they want. They just have to use their own money … the way virtually every other business in the world already does.

Hear, hear.

Quote of the Week

“One of the hallmarks of higher education, and of democracy, is the ability to converse with and learn from those with whom we disagree.  And while we will undoubtedly disagree at times, I hope we can do so respectfully.  Let’s choose to hear each other out.” 

–United States Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, speaking at the commencement exercise of Bethune-Cookman University’s Class of 2017

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

B-CU Controversy: Legacy & Courage

Look, I have a sound 10th grade education – my final two-years of high school are a blur of beer and bad decisions.  But I feel like I have a pretty good grasp of the Volusia County School District’s sophomore curriculum circa 1975.

I don’t presume to have the intelligence, insight or intellectual creativity that comes with a college education – and I never enjoyed the stamp of professional competence that a degree naturally, and universally, implies.

During my law enforcement service, I was a Mustang.  I came up through the ranks, basically riding on a smile and a shoeshine, and ultimately took command of the agency that hired me as a 22-year old uneducated nitwit.

Truth be told, I often felt inferior to my peers who earned the requisite academic title prior to promotion.

Although I had amassed an impressive portfolio of in-service training and practical experience, because I never felt equal, I often kept my suggestions to myself and rarely engaged in policy matters or other discussions I felt were “above my pay-grade.”

Then, in 1990, I applied for acceptance to the prestigious FBI National Academy at Quantico, Virginia.

At that time, I was a patrol sergeant in a small department – and no one in the history of the agency before me had ever applied.  Everyone thought that a small agency like ours could never compete for a spot with “major city” departments.

After all, less than one-half of one-percent of officers around the globe are invited to participate in the world’s premiere law enforcement leadership training program.

Six years later, while serving as a supervisor in the detective division, I received a letter from the FBI’s Jacksonville Field Office requesting a meeting to discuss my potential acceptance to the 187th Session.

I was overjoyed – so full of pride and gratitude!  And I think my chief and co-workers were as elated as I was.

It proved, in some small way, that we measured up.  All of us.

After an extensive federal background clearance, physical examinations, interviews, and the difficult loss of the 40-pounds required to meet the stringent height/weight standards – on September 29, 1996, I joined the best-of-the-best in Quantico.

During the next three-months, I lived in a cramped dormitory room with a Sheriff’s Captain from Rutherford County, Tennessee.  We shared a common bathroom with an agent from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation and a police lieutenant from Texas.

Across the hallway was a police chief from a suburb of Chicago, and his roommate, the head of the federal kidnapping task force for the Philippine National Police.

The first friends I made were a weapons trafficking expert from the Republic of Macedonia and an elected sheriff from Minnesota.

During this wonderful experience, I had the opportunity to discuss modern policing issues in an environment that encouraged open and honest discussion.

We studied controversial legal decisions, discussed civil rights legislation and consent decrees, and learned from international students how the rule of law and investigative techniques differ in other cultures and countries.

To avoid the subliminal intimidation that can come with the use of rank and titles in quasi-military organizations, everyone was addressed by their first name – and over beers in the evening a sergeant from a 30-person department in the deep south might learn that his new friend is the head of a major international police counterintelligence agency – or the chief of a department with over 7,000 employees and a $1.5 billion-dollar budget.

We were friends, equals and colleagues – and while we didn’t always agree – we learned from each other – and about each other – and our unique life experiences.

The FBI National Academy was the closest thing to “higher education” I will ever experience.  And it gave me confidence, proved my contribution potential, and taught the importance of honest dialog in understanding the views, intellectual perspectives and values of dissimilar people and societies.

While I may not have an advanced degree, I do understand the importance of exposing oneself to diverse social opinions and political positions as a means of rounding out an informed point-of-view.

Perhaps this explains why I felt so disappointed by the backlash to Bethune-Cookman University President Edison Jackson’s important decision to invite U. S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos to speak at the universities spring commencement exercises.

I was under the impression that a college campus was the last bastion of free speech, a place for freedom of thought and the civil debate of competing ideas?

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Dr. Edison O. Jackson

When did that change in this country?

Given the number of speakers who are being “disinvited” or outrighted banned from colleges and universities around the nation, it is increasingly clear that the right to free speech and open expression – and a well-rounded education – only exists for some.

Now, the Florida conference of the NAACP is calling for Dr. Jackson’s removal.

How incredibly sad.  And shortsighted.

Imagine an entire generation of our nation’s future leaders who lack the basic skills to successfully resolve interpersonal and situational conflict because college administrators feared that developing those aptitudes might offend the students delicate sense of self-esteem?

I don’t believe that every speaking engagement requires a time for open rebuttal and angry refutation.  Sometimes it’s merely an opportunity to simply listen, contemplate the message, then either accept the information into your knowledge base – or dismiss the views out-of-hand.

Your choice – but only if you are given the opportunity.

And sometimes a boring speech is simply something one must endure as a ceremonial formality of accepting your sheepskin.

In my view, B-CU students deserve the opportunity to hear and ponder the thoughts of influential decision-makers, academics, contrarians, politicians, activists and others with diverse views on the issues of the day – even those they don’t necessarily agree with.

Especially when the speaker holds a cabinet-level position in a new administration – and the purse strings for institutions of higher learning, including historically black colleges.

Without listening to competing ideas, how else does one learn the fine art of discussing and settling political and social differences in a civil and constructive way?

How else does one learn to collaborate, research, develop solutions and work shoulder-to-shoulder with others in a diverse professional environment?

I applaud Dr. Jackson’s decision to invite U. S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos as the 2017 spring commencement speaker.

As Dr. Jackson said, “Dr. Mary McLeod Bethune, our venerable founder, did all that she could during the nascent stages of this institution to equip her students with the necessary skills to navigate the precarious waters of fundamental disagreement.”

In my view, Dr. Jackson has demonstrated incredible courage in remaining true to Dr. Bethune’s legacy.

 

On Volusia: Signs and Wonders

Throughout our history, fundamental change in public policy and the evolution of creative social solutions, germinates in grassroots advocacy and the right of citizens to petition their government for redress of grievances.

From the momentous events of the civil rights movement – to relatively insignificant local issues – positive change always begins life as a few pissed-off people joining together in someone’s living room, church social hall or a public space to discuss their collective fury over a social injustice or the town council’s inactivity and neglect of an important issue.

Hell, the very foundation of our nation was born of revolt and revolution.

In 2017, rage is still the motivating factor for significant political change.

Don’t believe me?

Attend your Congressman’s next town hall meeting – or attempt to take-in a political speech on any college campus in the nation – and I think you’ll come around.  Angry shouts, provocative taunts and violent “protests” involving mask-wearing vandals are the new norm in America.

Add to that global external forces that want to annihilate us and crush our way of life, and you find we really are living in historically interesting times.

Don’t get me wrong – agitation and challenging the status quo is a good thing, especially in an environment where our elected officials, at all levels of government, are mere handmaidens of a shadowy oligarchy.

Given the current obstreperous nature of dissent in the United States, it is refreshing to see local advocates engaging in positive demonstrations and openly voicing their views on the pressing issues of the day.

For instance, in my view, Florida’s premier beach advocacy group, Sons of the Beach, has demonstrated the leadership, consistency and perseverance necessary to protect and maintain our heritage of beach driving and access for Volusia County residents.

This was never more obvious than last week’s revelation that a bill working its way through the state legislature contained language that could have been disastrous for our tourist-based economy, and our way of life, by weakening customary use doctrines resulting in the potential privatization of our beaches.

To my mind, the fact that this controversial measure passed unanimously in the House tends to expose the depth of special interest influence in Tallahassee.  And the strategic silence and inaction by County Manager Jim Dinneen and the Volusia County Council perfectly telegraphs their true intentions on beach access issues.

During the initial confusion, Sons of the Beach provided a clear explanation of the potential problems with the legislation, and offered sound encouragement to stand firm and never quit trying.

In my view, that is the epitome of community advocacy and demonstrates the strength of citizen activism when the forces of power and greed are howling at the door.

In addition, Sons of the Beach have used the court system as it was intended – to provide an impartial arbiter of the facts who can apply the law to civil disagreements, to ensure citizen input in the process – and to hold our government officials accountable.

Unfortunately, over time, our elected officials have legislatively stacked the deck to the point that taxpayers – you know, the ones who pay the bills – have no standing in important issues affecting their lives and livelihoods, especially as it relates to beach policy.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of hearing County Attorney Dan Eckert crow about the “ultimate power” of the county council over us impecunious peons in all matters beach-related.

In my view, Dan’s near-constant focus on using the courts to protect the supremacy of a self-serving “system” – over the will of the people – speaks volumes about the Dinneen administrations true loyalties.

Trust me.  This vantage point on the maneuverings of county government would not be possible without the incredible efforts of Sons of the Beach.

I was also very impressed by those intrepid members of the South Atlantic Neighborhood Association who took the message to the masses last weekend to protest the cycle of blight in Daytona’s core beachside.

It is truly heartening to see grassroots organizations like SANA take such a proud public stand against dilapidation, squatters, slum lords, trash, debris and years of government neglect.

Residents have had enough.  And it’s beginning to show.

These public demonstrations and curbside protests bring the frustrations of residents to the forefront – and put elected officials on notice that their constituents are “Mad as hell, and we’re not going to take it anymore.”

In my view, thoughtful public awareness campaigns like SANA’s are critical to bringing positive and lasting change.  In fact, last week the Daytona Beach City Commission – in response to recent newspaper coverage and citizen outcry – began the process of reviewing and strengthening outdated ordinances and bolstering code enforcement procedures – measures that could spark the resurrection of the beachside.

Regular readers of this forum know that I have little, if any, faith in the near-constant drone of our elected and appointed officials telling us all how great we have it here on the Fun Coast.  In that theme, on Friday, cheerleaders for Volusia County “economic development” agencies touted their progress during a meeting at Daytona “International” Airport.

We’re told that tourism is on the rise, unemployment is at historic lows, and area new car and truck sales rose to new heights – along with new home starts – and real estate brokers are apparently lighting cigars with hundred-dollar-bills.

We were also led to believe that a report by the Milken Institute lists the “Deltona-Daytona Beach-Ormond Beach” metro area as the most improved local economy in the United States.

Interesting.  (I wonder if anyone from the institute visited the Fun Coast – or just relied on the artificial injection of millions of dollars in “economic incentives” from local governments to private interests as a measurement of progress?)

You remember the Milken Institute, right?

The California-based think tank founded by Michael “The Junk Bond King” Milken – formerly of Drexel Burnham Lambert – who went to federal prison and paid hundreds-of-millions in fines and restitution for securities fraud and financial crimes against investors?

He’s a convicted racketeer whose unchecked greed set the pace for other thieves in the bad old days.  Now, he’s reinvented himself – both in business and philanthropy.

Mr. Milken is the reason we still look down our noses at all bankers.  Even their family members keep them at arm’s length and know the only truly safe investment is in a shoe box under the bed. . .

I also took notice of Ms. Jane Glover’s excellent Community Voices piece in Sunday’s Daytona Beach News-Journal, calling for increased county oversight and regulation of blighted rental properties in Ormond-by-the-Sea.

Perhaps we are beginning to see a renaissance here on the Fun Coast.

The signs are encouraging, anyway.

Not because those who stand to profit tell us so – but because citizens are beginning to throw off the traces of apathy and political oppression to rail and kick against the blight, dilapidation and corruption that have hampered substantive growth and real economic development for decades.

Just don’t expect government to take this challenge to the status quo quietly.

In my view, the rebirth of our community begins with grassroots organizations forcing the important process of changing the foul image of the Halifax area and improving the quality of life for everyone – even if it takes waving posters on the curb and publicly humiliating every elected official in Volusia County.

So, take a minute to drop a note of encouragement to these resolute citizens and organizations – maybe even provide some financial support to keep them in the fight, if possible – and let them know how much we appreciate their hard work on our behalf.

Thanks for reading.  And have a great week, kids.

 

Photo Credit: The Daytona Beach News-Journal

 

 

Angels & Assholes for May 5, 2017

Hey, Kids!

It’s been an interesting week on the Fun Coast!

From the Daytona Beach City Commission having substantive talks on blight reduction and adding sharp arrows to their code enforcement quiver – to the Volusia County Council agreeing to partially fund operating costs for several homeless shelters – it looks a lot like progress.

Now, let’s turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my view, either contributed to our quality of life, or detracted from it, in some significant way during the week that was.

Let’s see who tried to screw us – and who tried to save us:

Angel               Town of Ponce Inlet, Florida

In the aftermath of the unspeakable – the small town of Ponce Inlet has pulled together to honor the life of a 9-month old Labrador puppy who was beaten to death by the sub-human piece of excrement, Travis Archer, earlier this month.

The town is in the planning stages for a permanent memorial for “Ponce the Dog” – a bronze monument with a plaque expressing compassion for all animals subjected to abuse.

It is heartening to know that in times of outrage people can come together and constructively work through anger and grief in such a remarkably thoughtful way.

I congratulate my friend, Town Manager Jeaneen Witt, the members of the town council, the police department, and the fine citizens of Ponce Inlet for your extraordinary compassion and care in the face of such appalling cruelty.

Well done.

Angel              Mr. L. Gale Lemerand & Ms. Gloria Max

Congratulations to entrepreneur and philanthropist Gale Lemerand as the 2017 recipient of the Humanitarian of the Year Award presented by the State Elks Association.

In addition, Ms. Gloria Max was similarly honored for her work as Executive Director of the Jewish Federation – which provides school supplies and backpacks to underprivileged children.  Ms. Max also helps operate the Jerry Doliner Food Bank, which serves some 24,000 people in need annually.

By any measure, Mr. Lemerand is one of the “uber-wealthy” set I’m always railing about, the difference being, he has set about making the world a better place starting right here in the Halifax Area.

I happen to know of several instances where Mr. Lemerand stepped in, anonymously, to provide financial and moral support to several worthy causes – he wasn’t asked to help, he simply saw a need and did what he could.

In my view, our area needs more like Gale Lemerand – successful people with hearts as big as their bank accounts who use their substantial resources and talents for the betterment of our community, and our lives.

Angel              Jeep Beach 2017

With little fanfare and, to my knowledge, absolutely zero expenditure of public funds, last weekend the Mid-Florida Jeep Club once again produced one of the largest public events for Jeep enthusiasts in the United States, right here in Volusia County.

In addition to all-things-Jeep, the event provides support for area charities, to include WORC, Volusia/Flagler Boys and Girls Club, Hope Reins, Childhood Cancer Foundation, Second Harvest Food Bank, Halifax Urban Ministries, Project Linus, Pawsabilities – and many more.

A tip of the hat to all the Jeepers and industry vendors who visited the Halifax area to enjoy and promote our heritage of beach driving.  Rarely does Volusia County enjoy a special event that stimulates the local economy without a corresponding drain on government services.

I appreciate Mid-Florida Jeep Club’s outstanding support of area charities – and the economic boost their presence provides.

Asshole           Ken Lawson, President and CEO – Visit Florida

Last week, the head of Visit Florida – the rightfully doomed money pit which ostensibly exists to promote Florida tourism – cranked up the scary stories, telling anyone and everyone who would listen of the horrors that will befall the state if the legislature fails to throw good money after bad.

Our reptilian Governor, Rick Scott, has made funding this farce – to the tune of $85-million-dollars – a top priority of his administration.  So far, sanity has prevailed and the legislature has pared that exorbitant number to a more acceptable – but still over-the-top – $25-million.

Now, Slick Rick is on a whirlwind “Fighting to Squander Florida’s Future” tour of the state to drum up support for Visit Florida, and his premiere corporate welfare project, Enterprise Florida.

Lawson, who claims he is “fighting for his organization” (and his lucrative six-figure salary) claims that merely questioning funding for Visit Florida puts us at a disadvantage to other destinations.

Trust me.  As long as we enjoy temperatures in the 90’s in early spring – with hundreds of miles of white sand and internationally famous theme parks to entertain the kids – they will come.

In droves.

Don’t get me wrong.  They won’t come here (more than once, anyway) – after all, most families don’t want to vacation in abject squalor – but I’m confident other areas of our state will continue to enjoy brisk tourism – without government assistance.

I honestly don’t think we’re in danger of losing the Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi markets to Dubai – even if they do have a Hard Rock. . .

And we damn sure don’t need another bloated bureaucracy pissing away our hard-earned tax dollars on goofy boondoggles, lame advertising campaigns and ridiculous bonuses for administrators and employees of another one of Rick Scott’s infamous “public/private partnerships.”

Does it ever end?

Asshole           Rep. David Santiago (R-Deltona)

As a key member of Volusia County’s delegation to the State House of Representatives, Deltona’s David Santiago continues to disappoint.  If it were just his clumsy maneuvering on behalf of his wealthy campaign contributors, that would be one thing.

This week, in addition to his strategic silence on the proposed law which may well limit direct access to areas of our beach – Mr. Santiago joined Volusia representatives Patrick Henry and Paul Renner in voting to eviscerate the long-standing provisions of Florida’s open meetings law.

Only Rep. Tom Leek stood firm in support of our right to know.

Had Santiago and his co-conspirators been successful, your city commissioners – including the ethically challenged members of the County Council – would have been permitted to meet privately in pairs to discuss potential actions, so long as no policy or voting decisions were made.   

 Yeah, right.

(Anyone else laugh out loud when they read that?  Just me?  Okay.)

In my view, David Santiago represents all that’s wrong in Tallahassee – and Volusia County.

His willingness to weaken public protections against wheeler-dealer politics fits hand-in-glove with his cowardly kowtowing to every whim and want of the Donor Class.  Clearly, Mr. Santiago is skulking his way toward higher office.

I hope Volusia County voters remember who he works for at the ballot box.

Asshole           County Manager Jim Dinneen & the Volusia County Council

In the waning days of Florida’s legislative session, Volusia County residents were stunned to learn of a proposed Bill which could potentially limit access to Volusia County beaches.

And, if you believe our elected and appointed officials in county government, they were caught flatfooted as well.

At least that’s what their collective silence would tend to indicate.

Just three days before the vote, County Attorney Dan Eckert finally got off his ass and sent an email to the county council describing the bill as “troubling” – and something that would “restrict county regulation” over the beach.

You remember Dan.  He’s the guy who spent last summer suing us with our own money to prevent direct citizen involvement in beach driving and access issues?  That guy.

Hell, even the bill’s bewildered sponsor openly questioned why – if Volusia had a problem with the potential consequences of the law – she had to hear about it from a reporter.

Not a phone call?  Not an email?  Not a shoulder-massage from our highly-paid lobbying firm?

Nothing.

Anyone who believes this strategic muteness and inaction is anything but a way to backdoor the death of beach driving and privatize large sections of the strand is delusional.

Late word from respected sources – such as beach advocate Paul Zimmerman – claim that lobbyists alerted Volusia County officials of the potential ramifications of the bill weeks ago.

The response was utter silence.

Ladies and gentlemen, I may well be the biggest asshole you know – but whether you agree with me or not – this is the depth to which our elected officials will go to shit on the wants and needs of their long-suffering constituents – and they could care less if you or your family ever see a public beach again.

No Trespassing.

As a wise reader pointed out this week, “They (Volusia County) had one thing going for them.  The beach.  And they found a way to fuck that up too.”

How tragic.

Angel              Sheriff Michael Chitwood & VCSO

On Thursday, Sheriff Chitwood commissioned an agency-wide use-of-force review by the Washington D.C. based Police Executive Research Forum – a think tank he has been closely associated with.

The study is expected to cost $92,000.

When a law enforcement agency changes command, a top-to-bottom review of policies, procedures and cultures within the department is an important element of positive change and transparency.  I commend the Sheriff for his efforts.

However, I have not always agreed with the suggestions of PERF, whose guidance in the wake of high-profile police shootings has been described by street cops around the nation as “ridiculous.”

I agree.

In 2016, PERF produced a “30 Guiding Principles on Use of Force” paper – which spoke of the importance of “sanctity of life” and “de-escalation” training for law enforcement officers.  Both admirable goals.

Unfortunately – the same principles haven’t yet been adopted by the growing coalition of violent criminals who are murdering law enforcement officers at alarming rates.

The fact is, the clear majority of law enforcement officers practice de-escalation and tactical communications techniques every shift – especially when dealing with criminal suspects – and studies show that a very small percentage of face-to-face contacts result in the use of force.

And the sanctity of human life has always been the cornerstone of values-based policing.

To suggest differently is wrong.

In my view, many of PERF’s suggestions appear to be politically correct appeasement – and have little relevance on the mean streets of America in 2017.  For instance, I found it interesting that nowhere in its “guiding principles” did PERF place emphasis on officer safety and survival.

The Volusia County Deputies Association is right to be skeptical.

I believe Sheriff Chitwood is a man of his word, and I trust when he says that this study is designed to bring forward the best policies and procedures to protect our deputies and the community.

However, given the expense and on-going criticism by law enforcement officers, I question if PERF is the right choice.

Quote of the Week

“This scares me.  From what I understand, it would almost privatize areas of the beach and I’m totally against that. Any time you threaten the rights of citizens to the beach, that’s a problem.”

–County Councilwoman Billie Wheeler as quoted in the Daytona Beach News-Journal, apparently overwrought with faux-panic over proposed legislation that could remove beach driving once and for all.  This on the heels of her vote to grant concessions to the languishing Desert Inn/Westin project, which all but assures a traffic-free beach behind the infamous hotel.

I don’t make this shit up, folks!

Happy Cinco de Mayo!  Have a great weekend.