On Volusia: Turning a Blind Eye to Reality

When my nephew was a toddler, he was a bright child but afflicted with an odd habit of covering his eyes with both hands whenever something frightened him.

Regardless of circumstance – be it perceived physical danger or a scary movie – the boy would calmly block it all out by firmly clasping his fingers over his face.

He didn’t have a normal fight-or-flight response.

It was some weird, atavistic self-protective instinct that said, “If I can’t see it, it can’t hurt me.”

Fortunately, he’s older now and has outgrown the peculiar practice.

I wish others would.

For many years, what passes for political leadership in Volusia County has suffered from a debilitating form of what psychiatrists call the “Pollyanna Syndrome” – a tendency for people in power to focus on pleasant items more accurately than unpleasant ones.

They take the worry out of serious problems – make them softer and rounder – by simply refusing to admit that they exist at all.

In doing so, politicians develop a subconscious bias for unchecked optimism that sooths their fragile egos through constant self-reinforcement and ostentatious displays – such as the gaudy “State of the County” address.

With repetition, it blunts their logical instincts to recognize difficult problems and seek solutions.

Trust me.  Messengers bearing bad news tend to have short life spans in most government organizations.  They are shunned like a Jonah – and if your views don’t comport with the “everything is beautiful, in its own way” groupthink – you’d better keep them to yourself.

It also helps when the local media stops pointing out our collective warts and blemishes.

Anyone looking for a crystal example of this most vexing local problem of our time need look no further than a telling letter to the editor in Sunday’s Daytona Beach News-Journal entitled, “Accentuate Positive in Daily News.”

The piece was submitted by a Mr. Morgan Gilreath of Deland, Florida.

Now, I don’t know for certain if the author is our former Volusia County Property Appraiser – but I suspect he is.

And I don’t come to that conclusion by name recognition alone.

It is because the idea of intentionally ignoring uncomfortable realities –  and deliberately trying to curtain off the malignant issues that are destroying our quality of life and systematically churning large segments of the Halifax area into a mosaic of dystopian badlands – is textbook Volusia County government.

In Mr. Gilreath’s view, “Appearances do matter.  So does the way our community is presented to people visiting or looking for a home.” 

 He went on to list several newsworthy headlines that appeared in the News-Journal’s “Local” section on June 1.

These reports include a mother who viciously scalded her child, a woman convicted of drowning a puppy admitting to a probation violation, and the leader of a Palm Coast street gang appealing his life sentence.

In other words – a small, but vivid, cross-sample of “real life” here on the Fun Coast.

According to Gilreath, “Gotta tell ya, these don’t describe where I live. We have great communities throughout Volusia County with lots of wonderful people involved in fun and life-enriching events day in and day out. I didn’t see much of that in the Local section June 1.” 

Hey, Morgan – wake up and smell the coffee.

Those stories, and hundreds like them, empirically describe where the rest of us live.

In my view, the idea of intentionally concealing the myriad issues that face us is the height of dishonesty – and self-deception.

And it disrespects our intelligence.

The fact is, many areas of Volusia County are quickly reaching rock bottom – and to simply ignore – or worse, purposely conceal by omission – the cancerous effects of blight, violent crime, homelessness, dilapidation and the resulting despair as a means of building a false narrative for potential visitors and home buyers borders on criminal fraud.

Despite the deeply ingrained instincts of certain current and former Volusia County politicians – ignorance of the problem is not the answer.

In my view, the very idea of encouraging the Daytona Beach News-Journal to only report on a make-believe world of “wonderful people engaged in fun and life-enriching events” as a means of creating a faux-appearance speaks volumes.

It is this same shameless mindset that drove local tourism officials to abandon any semblance of ethical boundaries when they openly encouraged some 10,000 members of Shriners International to descend on Daytona Beach for their 2017 Imperial Session next month – knowing full-well what the poor rubes will discover once they arrive.

Don’t take my word for it.

In an enlightening April 2017 piece by the News-Journal’s Elieen Zaffiro-Kean, our main gateway to Daytona’s infamous beachside – East International Speedway Boulevard – was aptly described as, “…an apocalyptic version of its former self.

“Empty buildings held up by cracked bricks sit like ghosts along the busy thoroughfare between the Halifax River and Atlantic Ocean. Buildings with broken windows and missing roof shingles seamlessly blend in with the other beaten-down structures. Underground, fuel from old gas stations is seeping between properties.”

 Need more? I encourage everyone to pretend you’re a Shriner and take a stroll through the ruins of the Boardwalk – then make your own assessment of whether you would return to the “Daytona Beach Resort Area.”

My God.

Look, I’m not a marketing expert – but I do know the exponential impact of negative word-of-mouth from 10,000 victims of a bait-and-switch scheme on future tourism.  And, when the backlash hits, our various and redundant convention and visitors’ bureaus will ultimately have no one to blame but themselves.  (Our red-faced politicians will make certain of that.)

They say the first step in resolving a problem is admitting you have one – and the truth hurts.

But giving in to the feel-good strategy of ignoring the obvious in hopes it will go away is a slippery slope.

I realize that I can be chronically negative and hyper-critical – and I suspect things look different from the posh riverfront homes of the rich and powerful – or an idyllic West Volusia neighborhood.

But pretending our area is not suffering mightily – or attempting to camouflage the evils – is not conducive to positive change.

The blind optimism of Mr. Gilreath aside, the Halifax area continues to endure the catastrophic effects of concentrated poverty, widespread crime and victimization, a dearth of political leadership and vision, abject greed, corrosive neglect, and a crippling oligarchical system of governance that protects and enriches a few powerful barons while completely ignoring the needs of average citizens who are expected to pay the bills and remain silent.

I’m not making this up to hurt someone’s feelings.  Look around.

Mr. Gilreath believes that “…accentuating the positive helps lead those reading to positive thoughts and actions.

Do we really solve these entrenched issues by resorting to the hollow vanity of painting ourselves in a positive light?

Really?

In my view, it is high-time that our elected and appointed officials at all levels of government awake to the sobering realization that we no longer have the luxury of ignoring this devastating cycle.

Now is the time for blunt honesty – and bold, decisive action.

We must face our demons head-on, with eyes wide open, and anything less represents the nadir of political cowardice and dooms us all to more of the same.

I believe we do ourselves a terrible disservice when we attempt to create a Utopian concept of life that simply does not exist, while ignoring the ugly realities we communally face.

 

Angels & Assholes for June 2, 2017

From the patently obvious file:  I know nothing about professional journalism – or the newspaper business, for that matter.

I’m essentially a retired schmendrick with too much time on my hands, but I know good reporting, and I appreciate its motivating influence on civic progress.

And, I have an opinion about everything. . .

In recent months, I’ve become a real cheerleader for the Daytona Beach News-Journal – our local newspaper of record, who, like an aging grand dame, keeps changing her appearance hoping to draw the attention of youthful suitors.

In my view, the caliber of recent investigative reporting, community meetings, and enlightening multi-part series have shown what our old gal on Sixth Street is capable of when she really tries – but these near constant micro-changes must stop while we still have something worth opening in the morning.

Frankly, the people I talk with are losing interest.  Fast.

I don’t know about you, but I could give a Tinker’s damn about the France mansion.

And how much more of the big “Country 500” – an overpriced package show at Daytona International Speedway – must we endure?

Not to mention every time someone farts in the Minto Communities corporate office, Clayton Park is there to report on the beauty of its resonance.

Earlier this week, editorialist Scott Kent announced that our letters to the editor will be limited to 250-words, preferably less, in keeping with the new “aesthetically pleasing” layout – while what passes for the “Local” section continues to compress into a single sheet brief.

Frankly, I don’t give a fig about how visually appealing a newspaper is, or isn’t.  The NJ’s first metamorphosis was okay – now, it’s just gilding the lily.

When it comes to consuming the news, I’ll take quality of content over appearance every time.

For instance, on Sunday – and again on Monday – readers were greeted with lengthy pap and fluff on the Country 500 hoedown.

Front page, above the fold.

Then, on Wednesday, we were presented with essentially a giant real estate advertisement announcing that the late Betty Jane France’s 17,000 square foot home, and all her worldly belongings, are being hawked to the highest bidder.

Meh.

I understand there is dramatic interest in watching a life of great wealth and privilege being sold to the tune of an auctioneer’s rhythmic chant, but how in the hell does that touch my life in any appreciable way?

Front page?

Clearly, my interests may differ from yours – and the lifestyles of Daytona’s rich and famous may well draw fans in some gated communities north of Ormond Beach – but the rest of us ham-n-eggers down here in the trenches need more substance.

I hope that once the Daytona Beach News-Journal finishes putting on its make-up and settles on an outfit it will get back to the hard work at hand.

In my view, the momentum started by the ‘Tarnished Jewel’ series has resulted in incredibly positive happenings at City Hall – a real movement with grassroots support that may well serve as the impetus for the revitalization of our beachside and core tourist areas.

At the recent beachside town hall, editor Pat Rice assured us that the News-Journal’s in-depth reporting on the serious issues we collectively face will continue.

With so much happening – positive and negative – in the Halifax area, we desperately need a free and inquisitive press to throw back the curtains of power, report the facts, and provide residents with a comprehensive overview of the who, what, when, where, why and how here on the Fun Coast.

Note to Mr. Rice: Turn the Big Dogs out and let them eat.

I’ll just bet pro journalists like Dinah Pulver, Eileen Zaffiro-Kean, Dustin Wyatt and Patricio Balona are chomping at the bit to report the news – real news.

There are enough jacklegs like me bitching and opining about the news of the day.  We’re a dime-a-dozen, feeding off current events like a pack of those ugly buzzards you see taking a dead armadillo back into the food chain on the side of State Road 40.

What we really need is independent investigative journalism with a laser focus on exposing the inner-workings of our weird oligarchical power structure that has resulted in the destruction of one of America’s most famous tourist destinations and crippled our natural economy.

It is refreshing to see the Daytona Beach News-Journal finally holding public entities and politicians accountable – and reporting the good, the bad and the ugly about a rigged system that has put profits above progress and compromised the public trust for the benefit of special interests.

As I’ve said before, given the enormous response to recent local coverage, I believe it is possible for the News-Journal to remain both relevant and profitable without these redundant costume changes.

Just my two-cents.

It’s time once again for Uncle Marky to turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my humble opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way.

Let’s see who tried to screw us – and who tried to save us – this week:

Angel              Daytona Beach Police Chief Craig Capri

Chief Craig Capri is an impressive guy.

Since his appointment earlier this year, he has worked tirelessly to bridge the gap between law enforcement and the citizens it serves.

That’s important.

In doing so, he is opening non-traditional lines of communication and fundamentally changing the way Daytona Beach residents view, and interact, with their police department.

In a recent article in the News-Journal, Chief Capri spoke of the importance of sincere outreach to changing perspectives on both sides of the badge, “People can talk community policing, but unless you practice it and live it, it’s not something you can just turn on and off, it’s got to be a culture,” Capri said.

From literacy programs to fun activities, like bicycle rides and fishing tournaments, the Daytona Beach Police Department is doing it right.

And the agency is getting its important message out to the community like never before.

The fine men and women of DBPD are building important bridges and developing a sense of mutual respect and trust with young people.  And the department’s increased presence on social media has modernized the way police and the community interact.

Most important, Craig Capri is the genuine article – someone who leads from the heart – and he’s clearly in it for all the right reasons.

Please join me in supporting Chief Capri’s outstanding efforts to build a stronger, more cohesive community – good work which brings hope to the city’s most vulnerable residents.

Asshole           Beachcombers Wellness Center & Orange City

You know, Beachcombers Wellness and Orange City aren’t really assholes – the company administrates inpatient drug treatment centers to meet a serious need in Florida, and Orange City is a quaint community in West Volusia.  Both are just trying to get by.

I get it.

Recently, the owners of Beachcomber Wellness decided it would be right to locate an adult treatment facility in the Alling House Bed and Breakfast – which just happens to be in Orange City’s beautiful Historic District.  Naturally, residents came out in force to explain to their elected officials that there is probably a better place for a drug rehab center.

And they’re right.

But, in Beachcomber’s defense, you’re telling me that Orange City officials couldn’t work with the company to find a more suitable location for this in-demand service?

Volusia County has a real need for quality drug and alcohol treatment and rehabilitation facilities.

Abuse and addiction has touched nearly every family I know, and it’s a problem that isn’t going away on its own.

In 2016, some 262-people died from drug overdoses here on the Fun Coast – and that number is expected to rise this year.

In my view, this represents a real need – and a great opportunity for our highly-touted ‘economic development’ types to work cooperatively with Beachcombers Wellness Center and other rehabilitation providers to find suitable locations to establish their businesses.

In Orange City, this isn’t a “Not in my backyard” issue – it’s a matter of appropriateness.

Like putting a homeless assistance center in the middle of an upscale yacht basin – it just doesn’t make sense in the long term.

In my view, Volusia has enough vacant space to accommodate just about any type of industry or service in numerous suitable locations throughout the county.

It simply requires effort, creativity, and a comprehensive vision for meeting current and future needs.

That’s something else we’re sorely lacking here in Volusia County.

Asshole           Deltona City Commission & City Manager Jane Shang

 Sage advice says you don’t put the cart before the horse – and you damn sure don’t launch a $9-million “Community Center” without knowing what your potential return on investment will be.

Once built, structures are like dependents.

You must cool and heat them, insure the building and its occupants, patch them up when they get damaged, provide preventive maintenance, clean, sweep, mop, dust and periodically update their interior and exterior.  They need modern furnishings and functional elements that will make them attractive to potential renters – a life-cycle that requires constant polishing, marketing and salesmanship to accomplish.

Look, everyone knows that civic centers and municipal amenities rarely, if ever, pay for themselves – you’re lucky if they break even.  But these facilities play an important role in meeting the cultural, artistic, recreation and entertainment needs of a community.

Almost inexplicably, in April, Deltona’s new Events Manager, Chris O’Donnell, estimated annual revenues from the still under construction community center at some $970,700 – far more than what similar public facilities in the area produce.

Interestingly, when you include debt on the building, that figure matches the center’s estimated expenses.

Yep.  Like any good bureaucrat, it looks like Mr. O’Donnell just pulled a number out of his ass.

All of this comes before the Deltona City Commission have finished their policy discussions –  including the question of whether the city will opt out of alcohol sales.

These are significant issues, all of which will ultimately impact Deltona’s bottom line.

In my view, it was incumbent on City Manager Jane Shang to oversee this important (and incredibly expensive) project in a professional and efficient manner.  That includes ensuring that the important decisions are brought before the elected body in a logical sequence, supported by the best information available.  That’s her job.

It appears that hasn’t happened.

This latest misstep is indicative of much larger problems in Deltona government.  It’s ugly.

In my view, nothing is going to change until Ms. Shang moves along.

You’ll want to stay tuned to this one.

Asshole           The City of Daytona Beach

Am I wrong about this?

The City of Daytona Beach has begun charging $3 for Friday night concerts at the Bandshell – and $10 for the “VIP” treatment (which includes a chair) plus “applicable fees.”

Really?

Although a series of Saturday night shows will remain free, the fact that what was quickly becoming a great source of inexpensive weekend entertainment for area residents and visitors is now becoming a paying gig for the City.

That’s disturbing to me.

Look, I get the fact that no one is entitled to “free” anything – but these shows were widely attended by local families and tourists – a real draw to our long-suffering beachside and, in my view, a positive use of public recreation funds.

It was also a shot in the arm to Friends of the Bandshell.

Trust me.  The few bucks Daytona Beach will squeak out of these Friday night shows pales in comparison to the millions-of-dollars that have been stolen and squandered in the name of generating interest in our beachside over the past 30-years.

Bringing life back to the Bandshell pays dividends across our community – why stifle actual progress with a cheap money grab?

In my view, given the deplorable conditions on the Boardwalk, anything that returns people and activities to that abject wasteland is a good investment for the future of our long-suffering core tourist area.

Quote of the Week:

 “It’s never affected the number of people coming.”

–County Manager Jim Dinneen, demonstrating the epitome of bureaucratic arrogance in the Daytona Beach News-Journal, following reports that record numbers of vehicles visited Volusia County beaches during the Memorial Day weekend, even after last year’s onerous and obscene money grab/toll increase.

“I’m right, you’re wrong.”  Hey, Jim – What else were we going to do?

What an asshole…

For the record – It now costs a family $10.00 to visit their beach.

Have a great weekend, kids!

 

Daytona Beach: A Tale of Two Cities

They call it a dichotomy.  I think.

The word defines a stark division or contrast between two things that are opposed or entirely different.

The partition of a whole into sets, something split and completely dissimilar.

When you point out a dichotomy, you draw an unmistakable distinction between two things.

This vocabulary lesson begins our look at the two markedly different communities that comprise Daytona Beach.

I was reminded of this polarity while perusing the News-Journal on Sunday.

In Clayton Parks’ “Word on the Street” column, we were once again treated to a feel-good hype piece fanning the pandemonium surrounding pre-sale information requests for Latitude Margaritaville – the proposed 6,900 to 8,000-unit development by Canadian developer Minto Communities in affiliation with Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Holdings.

According to a Minto representative, some 70,000 Parrotheads have registered to receive marketing material on the highly-touted “active adult” escapist community – where, beginning in the “low $200’s” – you can claim your own slice of paradise in the palmettos and pine scrub west of I-95 and “…escape to an island-inspired life as you grow older, but not up.”

Everyone who is anyone in the Halifax area is absolutely giddy over Latitudes.

When our local Big Wheels aren’t taking personal credit for the project – they are breathlessly ballyhooing it as the renaissance – a virtual rebirth of the Daytona Beach Resort Area.

After all, when you factor in the new “Buc-ee’s” – advertised as a “destination” mega gas station/convenience store – 120 fuel pumps anchoring a gargantuan “travel convenience center,” a mysterious, yet-to-be-named “specialty grocer,” and a surfeit of restaurants and retail on the frontage road just east of our sparkly new Tanger Outlet – you get the idea that Daytona’s sandy Phoenix is on the rise.

According to Minto’s overexcited Senior Vice President Bill Bullock, “How could you not be ecstatic?  On both the east and west of the interstate you’ve got incredible things happening – and they’re all complementary uses – it’s putting Daytona back on the map!”

 Hell, yeah.  Ecstatic.

Then, I turned the page.

It was like listening to “Happy Days Are Here Again!” dissolve into that old Depression-era dirge, “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?”

In the Editorial section was an enlightening piece entitled, “End the Eyesore on the Boardwalk.”

As regular readers of these tedious screeds know, I recently took a short walkabout through the ruins of Daytona’s Boardwalk – and what I saw brought me to uncontrolled anger.

If you haven’t visited our core tourist draw in a while, please have a look and form your own conclusions:  https://barkersview.org/2017/05/13/under-the-boardwalk-down-by-the-sea/

In my view, the Boardwalk – a dystopian wasteland of rust and rot, populated by sleepwalking homeless, and anchored on both ends by down-at-the-heels penny arcades – represents the grim consequence of multi-layered political corruption, gross mismanagement of public funds and resources, and wanton neglect by greedy property owners who consistently put profits over progress.

How does the dilapidation that is the true face of Daytona Beach comport with Minto’s purpose-built, artificial paradise with “Palm trees swaying to an ocean breeze” and “Everyday feels like an escape” feel? 

It doesn’t.  It can’t.

Trust me, the people who stand to profit most wish that people like me would stop making the obvious comparison in public.

Blemishes are meant to be covered – not openly discussed – especially when they transmogrify into gruesome tumors.

As the big money moves west, so does the focus and attention of our movers-and-shakers – you know, the Chamber of Commerce set, our goofy elected officials and their friends in high places, like the CEO Business Alliance, etc.

Like victims of a contagious pandemic of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, our elected and appointed officials – and those who make their living grubbing from government coffers – will conveniently forget the fetid mess on what remains of the beachside as developers start churning ecologically sensitive land west of the Interstate into the “Next big thing.”

No one wants to be left behind.

To our ‘economic development’ types, the festering carcass of the beachside represents an old, ugly and intractable problem, an embarrassing shrine to human greed and government ineptitude – a turnip squeezed dry – a grotesque thing no longer worth the effort and expense of saving.

Conversely, Latitudes Margaritaville represents Progress.  Fun.  Opportunity.  Money.

Two sides of the same coin – abject blight and dilapidation contrasting with the excitement and promise of what will be.

The baggage of the past vs. the potential of future progress.

And there is an unmistakable sense of potential in the air.

A smart friend recently calculated the estimated impact fees generated by Minto’s 6,900 new home starts at more than $52-million.

And we’re going to need every red cent of it.

Given the fact that the Margaritaville development will ultimately represent an influx of some 14,000+ aging Parrotheads – that represents a serious impact on our existing roads, streets, water, sewer, health and public safety systems.

And that doesn’t include the future effects of proposed residential developments stretching along the spine of Volusia County from Farmton (a planned community with a maximum development potential of 23,100 “dwelling units”) to the Flagler County line.

However, governments penchant for giving impact fee “credits” and “caps” for influential projects and developers – while pushing tax increases for transportation infrastructure – reminds me that we should be closely monitoring how much of the burden Minto ultimately shoulders.

Why the paranoia, Mark?

Do you really think Minto Communities won’t pay its own way?

What’s wrong with you?  Get with it!  It’s time to welcome the new and shit on the old!

We were told we should be ecstatic! 

Why are you bringing us down, you party-pooping asshole?    

Because experience tells me that whenever our elected officials begin buying into the over-the-top flimflam and faux-hysteria generated by some high-paid corporate shill – anything is possible.

History tells us that these shallow minded, politically motivated hacks will grasp at anything presented as “progress – regardless of how disconnected from the core issues it may be – or how it ultimately effects the lives and livelihoods of their long-suffering constituents.

Over the past 25-years, many traditional “downtown” areas in depressed communities around the country have made a comeback using the walkable urbanism concept, focusing on safe streetscapes with a complex mix of retail, specialty restaurants, housing, arts and entertainment.

Sadly, many distressed residential areas – such as Daytona’s beachside – haven’t fared as well.

Across the nation some cities have determined certain neighborhoods aren’t worth saving.

Timid redevelopment departments – often with the back-handed consent of elected officials – turn-tail and walk away from the incredibly time consuming and expensive proposition of reclaim, renovate, renew and revitalize in favor of simply starting fresh in another part of town.

Sound familiar?

As our friends at Minto construct a simulated “beach community” – something we had and lost – I hope those who care will continue fighting the false optimism and marketing slight-of-hand designed to divert attention and blunt our instincts.

Let’s demand that our elected and appointed officials at all levels of government stay focused on the hard work at hand – and remember the importance of reviving our core tourist area to the ultimate health and success of the region.

Never Forgotten: The Men of Spike Team Asp

In late March 1968, United States Army Sergeant First Class George “Ron” Brown of Holly Hill, Florida, Sergeant Alan Boyer of Missoula, Montana, and Sergeant Greg Huston of Shelby County, Ohio, along with six indigenous personnel – collectively known as “Spike Team Asp” – conducted a top secret intelligence operation behind enemy lines approximately 12-miles northeast of Tchepone, Laos.

tchepone

Assigned to the Military Assistance Command Vietnam/Studies and Observation Group (MACV/SOG) this team of elite Special Forces soldiers was tasked with setting wire-tapping equipment along the labyrinthine Ho Chi Minh trail system, the main north-south supply line for the Viet Cong and North Vietnamese Army.

The men had been covertly inserted into the area after launching from Nakon Phanom, Thailand aboard a CH-3 from the Air Force’s 20th Helicopter Squadron call sign “Pony Express.”

At approximately 11:00am on the morning of March 28, the team reported that they were in contact with an enemy force and requested an immediate emergency extraction from the area.

A “Pony Express” helicopter arrived in the area a short time later and quickly located the team on the ground.  Due to thick canopy jungle and rough terrain the pilot was unable to land and a rope ladder was dropped from the open doorway of the aircraft to the men below.  Five of the six indigenous troops climbed the ladder and were safely taken into the helicopter.

As the sixth was going up, Sergeant Boyer was seen beginning his ascent at the bottom rung of the ladder.

Just as Boyer started climbing, one of the rope’s mounting brackets either broke free or was cut away by heavy enemy ground fire.  Personnel on the helicopter reported observing the indigenous soldier and Sgt. Boyer falling to the ground.

greg huston
Sgt. Greg Huston

According to Sgt. Dave Mayberry, who served as the chase medic on the extraction helicopter, the Green Berets were still very much alive and heroically returning fire and defending their position.  When Sgt. Mayberry turned to treat one of the wounded he lost sight of the men on the ground.

Brown, Huston and Boyer were never seen again.

Numerous air assets were diverted to the area and a rescue team was assembled, but the mission was called off later that afternoon when there were no further communications from the men.

On April 1, 1968, Special Forces Sergeant Chuck Feller, along with several indigenous soldiers, launched on a mission to locate the lost men of Spike Team Asp.  After just six hours on the ground, Sgt. Feller and his team came into direct contact with the enemy and called for an emergency extraction.

Again, a rope ladder had to be dropped and one of the indigenous soldiers was forced to dangle from the rungs as the helicopter returned to the airbase in Thailand.

Sgt. Feller later reported that his search found no evidence of Spike Team Asp.

In January 2000, a team from the former Joint POW/MIA Accounting Office conducted extensive excavations of the Laotian countryside near where Spike Team Asp was last seen.

During the latter part of the war, the Ho Chi Minh trail was heavily bombed leaving the earth deeply cratered and much of the topography completely different than it had been in 1968, making search and recovery efforts extremely difficult.

However, the archaeological excavation uncovered several personal artifacts attributable to U.S. military personnel, to include a metal boot insert and several uniform buttons.

In addition, a single human tooth was recovered at the site.

The tooth was later linked to Ron Brown through dental x-rays at the Department of Defense Central Identification Laboratory in Hawaii.

In May 2003, Ron Brown’s daughter, Ronda Brown-Pitts, was notified by the Army that her father’s remains had been found in Laos.  Unfortunately, dental records provided to her showed that her father’s tooth had a filling – and the tooth recovered did not.

She demanded a DNA test but it was refused based on the Army’s policy of “body desecration.” A DNA test would have destroyed “all of the remains.”

In 2006, a casket containing the remains of Master Sergeant George “Ron” Brown was delivered to his daughter and later interred with full military honors in Dayton, Texas.

For many years I have worn a POW/MIA bracelet bearing Ron’s name.

When I was a young boy growing up during the Vietnam era, these bracelets were a fairly common sight but not so much anymore.  In the 1970’s many school children wore the bracelet as a means of ensuring that the POW/MIA issue remained a priority until they all came home.

I received mine after making a donation to a veteran’s support organization.

For those whose adopted POW didn’t come home, the bracelet holder became the guardian of a hero’s life story – the keeper of the eternal memory of one man’s sacrifice.

The silver band became both a personal memorial, and a public reminder, that there are some debts of gratitude that cannot be repaid.

This extremely small token of remembrance has allowed me the honor of learning about Ron’s military career and his incredible heroism.  It has given me the opportunity to speak with his friends and family, and to meet and correspond with some of the men he served with on Okinawa and in Vietnam.

He was a husband, a father, a former member of the U.S. Army Parachute Team “The Golden Knights,” and a professional soldier of incredible skill and dedication.

Even though Ron’s “remains” have been repatriated, I still wear his bracelet as a personal remembrance of one man’s sacrifice to the high cost of freedom.

And I always will.

Incredibly, the story of Spike Team Asp continues to unfold some 49-years later.

Al Boyer
Sgt. Alan Boyer

On March 7, 2016, one day before what would have been Sergeant Alan Boyer’s 70th birthday, United States Army officials notified his sister in Leesburg, Florida, that a single bone fragment had been located by the Defense Department POW/MIA Accounting Office.

The bone shard was apparently purchased by a Laotian activist from Lao nationals described as “remains dealers,” and later positively identified through mitochondrial DNA analysis.

Sergeant Alan Boyer was buried with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery on June 22, 2016.

Currently, there are 1,611 Americans who remain missing after the Vietnam War.  Overall, there are 82,547 missing personnel from past conflicts, including World War II, Korea and Iraq.

On this Memorial Day, and every day, let us remember the extraordinary service and heroic sacrifice of men like Ron Brown, Al Boyer and Greg Huston, and that of their families.

Never forgotten.

 

Angels & Assholes for May 27, 2017

An adage says there are two types of people in the world – doers and complainers.

I tend to agree.

Regular readers of this forum know that I am a classic faultfinder.

You know, always bitching about the way things are, comparing current situations to times gone by, and, like Roosevelt said, criticizing those in the arena, pointing out where the strongman stumbled or the doer of deeds could have done them better, quicker, more efficiently.

That guy.

I am fortunate to have friends who are not afraid to call me out and set me straight when I get too far afield.

We all need that in our lives – one or two very close friends with the wisdom to recognize our faults and foibles – and the courage to give us a helpful shove back on the track of righteousness.

If you don’t have that in your life, I suggest you start cultivating those relationships.

You can’t make old friends – and they are invaluable to a happy and healthy life.

It was recently pointed out to me by someone I trust emphatically that this blog tends to be long on grouchy complaints and short on proposing actual solutions to the myriad problems here on the Fun Coast.

He surmised that pointing out problems without a corresponding solution is just whining.

Perhaps he’s right.

I’ve thought a lot about that in recent days, and my self-centered arrogance has led me to the conclusion that there is merit in bringing difficult issues to light – then providing a contrasting opinion that challenges the status quo and looks beyond the official spin – even if I don’t have all the answers.

Hey, it’s not much – but it makes me feel relevant.

This reflection reminded me that there really are people in our community who see a problem and work hard to make a true difference.

The doers.

People like Amy Pyle, Linda Smilely and members of Citizens for Responsible Development, Mike Denis and the South Atlantic Neighborhood Association, the intrepid Paul Zimmerman and Sons of the Beach – Florida’s premiere beach advocacy effort.

The list of people working for change is long – and more names are being added each week.

Residents of the Halifax area who have had it up to here with government inefficiency, the quid pro quo corruption of our local campaign finance system and the proliferation of malignant blight and corruption.

Barker’s View is fortunate to have developed a loyal following of regular readers who sometime agree with my screeds – and sometimes vehemently disagree.

I think that’s what makes this page interesting, and furthers the important discussions.

I even get a few very nice notes and encouraging calls now and again, some from people in high places – folks you wouldn’t expect to be fans of this blog.

That’s humbling – and incredibly touching.

But like my friend reminded me, the true credit belongs to those bold souls who are actually down in the trenches making our community a better place, heroically fighting for lasting improvements, often in the face of incredible opposition by rich and powerful forces who benefit from the status quo.

That takes courage – and I, for one, salute everyone who gives such incredible effort and personal sacrifice to make the Halifax area a better place for all of us.

Wow!  Could a week have passed already?

It’s time once again to turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my humble opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way.

Let’s see who tried to screw us – and who tried to save us – this week:

Angel              “Radio Mike” Johnson, The Voice of the B-CU Wildcats

Last week, we learned the sad news of the passing of Mike Johnson, former play-by-play announcer for the Bethune-Cookman Wildcats.

During his tenure at B-CU, “Radio Mike” called over 150 football and 450 basketball games. More importantly, his contributions left an indelible mark on the University – and our community.

He will be missed.

Please read Bethune-Cookman University Senior Writer Dan Ryan’s touching tribute to Mr. Johnson here:  http://bcuathletics.com/news/2017/5/23/general-last-call.aspx

Asshole           Reed Berger, Daytona Beach Redevelopment Director

On Wednesday, Amy Pyle posted an outstanding piece on the Daytona Beach University Facebook page, entitled: “Open Communication: Chamber Members and City Staff Walk the Beachside.”

If you haven’t read it, I suggest you do.

Ms. Pyle does an excellent job of recounting a recent walking tour of the ruins of Daytona’s beachside by Chamber and City officials, accompanied by several concerned residents.

In my view, walks and windshield assessments like this are invaluable.

Why?  Because it’s hard to quibble the facts with your constituents when the sights and smells of blight and dilapidation are staring you in the face – up close and personal.

According to Ms. Pyle:

“As I speak to City staff about these problems, I get the feeling A: They have never seen many of the issues before, even though they have stood for decades, and B: The broken-down look of the entire area almost seems acceptable to them.  I felt I had to stress, over-and-over again, why these problems are detracting for new business and creating an image of Daytona Beach that none of us can be proud of.”

Acceptable?  That chaps my ass.

Let’s be honest.  With over a decade in office, Daytona Beach Redevelopment Director Reed Berger has done absolutely nothing to change the downward spiral of large swaths of the community – to include the nightmare that has been the Main Street redevelopment area.

I, for one, am sick and tired of watching Mr. Berger stand around like a neutered dog, stroking the elected officials and agreeing with concerned residents that we have a problem – while doing absolutely nothing to correct it.

Look, I understand that the redevelopment and revitalization of a suburban wasteland takes time.

But isn’t 10-years of complete inactivity enough?

At some point, don’t responsible elected officials and municipal administrators come to the realization that perhaps the City’s Redevelopment Director should be held personally responsible for – I dunno – Redevelopment?

In my view, it took the Daytona Beach News-Journal to bring substantive attention to the deplorable condition and open corruption that doomed our beachside and core tourist areas – and I have publicly supported the City’s new code enforcement initiatives – but it is high time that those who accept public funds to serve in the public interest are held accountable.

We simply cannot move forward with the same tired ideas and lack of organizational enthusiasm embodied by the likes of Reed Berger and others whose ineptitude is on full display literally everywhere you look.

My view: Time for a change.

Asshole           County of Volusia

This week the Daytona Beach Shores City Commission made a sound defensive move in their burgeoning Battle Royale with the County of Volusia, who is intent on paving over some extremely valuable real estate east of A-1-A for beach parking.

(How else are they going to remove beach driving once and for all?)

For a small coastal community like the Shores, vertical growth represents the lifeblood of the City’s tax base – and, in my view, anything that threatens that deserves a hard fight.

The Shores City Council – in a 3-2 vote – passed an ordinance which would prohibit the development of parking lots east of State Road A-1-A – which is exactly where Volusia County wants to put “off beach” parking on property it purchased several years ago with public funds (read: our money) totaling some $4.25 million.

In April, the Volusia County Council gave a unanimous middle finger to the good citizens of Daytona Beach Shores when they nixed a request for a park and other amenities, which would have helped to salve over the loss of some $200,000 in municipal tax revenues.

Unfortunately, the Shores City Council was somewhat more divided in their response.

Vice-Mayor Peggy Rice and Councilman Richard Bryan voted against the ordinance.

While Rice expressed fears about changing the city’s land development code during negotiations with the County – Mr. Bryan still believes there is room for compromise.

Trust me.  Volusia County government is not in the habit of “negotiating” or “compromising” with anyone.

County Attorney Dan Eckert will put his boot on the citizens’ collective throat and forcibly bleed this small community for as long as it takes to put 190 parking spaces on the county’s property.

Don’t like it?  Tough shit.

The Volusia County Council is comprised of some the most openly dumb politicians ever to grace a public dais – but they are smart enough to do as they are told.

The citizens of Daytona Beach Shores should know that they are in for a long and nasty fight – and, in the end, it will get down to the ugly fact that Volusia County can, and will, outspend you.

Isn’t that the textbook definition of “justice” in 2017?

The side with the most money wins by attrition.

Remember this the next time Billie Wheeler asks for your trust.

Angel              Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly

If there was ever a law enforcement agency in need of strong, ethical and effective leadership it is the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.

To say that former Sheriff Jim Manfre was a soup sandwich is an understatement – and the good men and women of the department deserved better.

Earlier this week, three FCSO detention deputies resigned following an investigation by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement into allegations of sexual misconduct with an inmate of the Flagler County Jail.

I applaud Sheriff Staly’s quick action.

Following Manfre’s near constant ethical missteps and administrative blunders, some of which resulted in massive lawsuits, the agency was left with a sullied image.

And that’s unfortunate.

Sheriff Rick Staley is a veteran law enforcement officer with a difficult responsibility: Restoring the public’s trust in his office – and his deputies.

By bringing in an outside agency to investigate serious accusations of official misconduct – charges that could truly undermine the agency’s professional credibility – Sheriff Staly demonstrated that he is committed to transparency and accountability.

Speaking in the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Sheriff Staly said, “I was elected to bring strong ethical practices and leadership to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.  This bad behavior tarnishes the badge and will not be tolerated under my administration.”

In my view, Sheriff Staly’s aggressive response to domestic violence, drugs, and the growing problem of violent crime in Flagler County is impressive – and he has populated the Sheriff’s Office with some of the finest, and most respected, law enforcement professionals in the region.

This includes Under Sheriff Jack Bisland, a retired FDLE agent and veteran of the Office of the State Attorney, who is perhaps the best criminal investigator I have ever known.

Kudos to Sheriff Staly as he sets a very positive tone for his new administration.

Quote of the Week:

“Why hurry to pass the ordinance now? You’re basically pouring oil on the fire.  I think some grownups need to get involved and find a solution short of court action. We can find a win-win situation.”

–Daytona Beach Shores Councilman and Hapless Victim Richard Bryan, speaking to the Daytona Beach News-Journal on why he believes it best to capitulate and compromise with a bully – rather than fight like a Mad Dog for the rights and welfare of his constituents.

Here’s one thing we can all agree upon:  Let’s join together in recognizing and honoring the enormous sacrifice of those who paid the ultimate price of freedom.

Have a reflective Memorial Day Weekend, my friends.

 

 

 

On Volusia: The Character Question

You can tell a lot about a person by how they conduct themselves when no one else is watching.

In fact, it’s the very definition of character.

Before I tear-off on a rant here – trust me – I’m no saint.

I drink to excess, smoke a pack of cigarettes a day, and no one enjoys a classic dirty joke more than I do.

Sometimes I stay up late, drink whiskey, and tell tall tales with friends – and my frequent use of salty language is as notorious as my gluttonous appetite.  I’m rude, selfish and stubborn as a mule when I think I’m right – and I’m right all the time.  Just ask me.

I can be mean-spirited and judgmental, too.

Sadly, these personality traits fit my enormous ego just fine.

I’m a piece of work.  I admit it.

Last week, I read a piece by Dustin Wyatt in the Daytona Beach News-Journal regarding yet another wacky screw-up by freshmen members of the Volusia County Council – one more loopy brain-fart by Heather Post, Billie Wheeler, and our doddering Chairman Ed Kelley.

Or was it?

During last Thursday’s County Council meeting, Heather Post – who was apparently home recuperating from pneumonia – sent a series of text messages as she watched the proceedings online.

At first, Post’s messages to Kelley were rather innocuous – she didn’t grasp the concept that when the council takes a lunch break – the live-feed is interrupted briefly until the meeting resumes.

Then, while council members gave their always illuminating closing comments, Post thought it necessary to let Kelley know that she had received a report on the Veteran’s Foundation – a note that Kelley acknowledged receiving.

Then, things got more ominous.

In a clumsy text message to Billie Wheeler, Mrs. Post advised that she would not be appointing Paul Zimmerman, president of Sons of the Beach, Florida’s premiere advocacy group, to a beach advisory committee recently proposed by Councilwoman Deb Denys:

(“I’m not appointing Paul. Illspoint Tony.”)

Instead, Post communicated to Wheeler that she would appoint Tony Grippa – a former Vice President at Brown & Brown who left J. Hyatt’s employ during the great July 2016 exodus of the company’s top brass – and reported “brainchild” of the advisory committee.

I have no idea what involvement Mr. Grippa has with beach advocacy issues.  Maybe he’s a virtual Jacques Cousteau – I’ve just never seen him around.

Regardless, it was important that Mrs. Post distance herself from Paul Zimmerman and Sons of the Beach – and if she had to violate the spirit, if not the letter, of Florida’s Sunshine Law to do it – so be it.

The rules are different here.

To her credit, Ms. Wheeler didn’t respond to Heather Post’s text messages – and she kept Mr. Grippa as her personal appointment to the beach advisory committee.

Then, the right people started asking the hard questions.

Enter County Attorney Dan Eckert – whose entire practice has devolved into quibbling the facts, obfuscating the obvious, suing his own constituents, running interference for elected officials and serving as muscle for Little Jimmy Dineen and his cabal of shadow players.

You see, Dan tidies up the sticky messes – on our dime.

Naturally, Mr. Eckert’s immediate response to the serious allegations that Councilwoman Post engaged in blatantly illegal two-way communications regarding public business with another elected official outside an open, and in-progress, meeting did not even rise to a “technical” violation of Florida’s Sunshine Law.

Heck no!

My ass.

In what is becoming an all to frequent fallback – Mrs. Post again refused to accept responsibility for an official misstep – then went into one of her weird stream-of-consciousness, babbling excuses – like a demented child caught with their hand in the cookie jar:

“I have been out with pneumonia. I have not been able to speak or move around without coughing/choking. There was no violation of Sunshine Law,” she wrote in an email. “I am sure my constituents will be glad to hear that even in my condition, I made arrangements to view the County Council meeting live online to stay abreast of the issues of importance to Volusia County. This is a reflection of my true dedication to the job.”

Either that, or she really didn’t want to support Paul Zimmerman’s appointment to the beach advisory board after Sons of the Beach rightly supported her opponent during the 2016 election.

You see, Mrs. Post is chummy with Daytona Beach Boardwalk magnate and beach driving opponent, George Anderson.

In other words – her communications had nothing to do with a self-described “dedication to the job,” and everything to do with cheapjack politics.

You know, I’m really trying to give Heather Post the benefit of the doubt – but how much more of this dodging and gibberish are we expected to take?

Of course, Chairman Kelley demonstrated the brand of cool-headed leadership he’s become known for when he immediately accepted responsibility for the possible violation of state law, commissioned an outside inquiry into the matter to assure openness and transparency, then restored confidence in his constituents by pledging that communications of this type would never happen in the future.

Yeah, right.

“It’s no big deal. … I did nothing illegal,” Kelley confidently crowed on Thursday.

Of course you didn’t, Ed.

(Word to the wise:  You can lie to us all you want – just don’t lie to yourself.  That’s a dangerous indulgence for an elected official.  Don’t believe me?  Just ask Corinne Brown.)

This serves as another prime example of the hubris and political arrogance that permeates every aspect of Volusia County government – from the top down.

The rules are for the little people.

Don’t like it?  Screw you.

Folks, there is a malignancy in our county government – a bastardized oligarchical system that serves the influential and well-connected, while dismissing the true needs of their long-suffering constituents.

And it appears nothing is off-limits.

In my view, recurring public integrity questions and transparency issues such as this highlight the “I do what I want, when I want” culture that exists whenever those appointed to high public office lose their sense of service.

And their sense of honor.

On Volusia: Destroying the “Brand”

When you look at successful businesses and organizations they all have one thing in common – they get the small things right.

All the time.

For instance, if you take a trip to any Disney property, you can tell that customer service and satisfaction has been studied down to the subliminal level – sights, sounds, color, texture, aroma, lighting, host interaction, atmosphere – all carefully crafted to ensure that each guest receives the same consistently pleasant experience.

Every time.

Flexibility is reserved for those dealing with incidents of customer dissatisfaction, accidents and service disruption.

The core standards of the brand are never compromised for any reason.

This laser focus on the comprehensive “customer experience” is true of successful restaurants, retail outlets and vacation destinations.

Trust me.  This doesn’t happen by accident.

Success is universally the result of effective professional management and oversight which ensures the impeccable standards, values and ideals associated with the destination are adhered to by every person and entity associated with the “brand” – all the time – constantly and emphatically.

Without identifiable standards, chaos ensues.

When the carefully crafted system is subjected to favoritism and undue influence – the natural result is disorder and turmoil.  Equilibrium can only be restored by harmony and balance.

The same holds true for “successful” governments.

The development of acceptable regulations – followed by fair and consistent enforcement – serves to uphold standards and enhances the quality of life and marketability of the community.

Ask yourself this question:  Does any of this resemble the “Daytona Beach Resort Area”?

Hell, does any of this resemble Volusia County government?

In my view, the Daytona Beach News-Journal has done outstanding work of late.

Their ‘Tarnished Jewel’ series documenting the historic mismanagement and colossal incompetence of our beachside Community Redevelopment Areas – negligence that saw hundreds-of-millions pissed away over 30-years – coupled with the City of Daytona Beach’s quick response to correcting these deficiencies – shows the benefits of bringing difficult issues into the sunlight.

City officials are going back and reexamining what works – and what doesn’t.

They are dusting-off and updating tired ordinances, developing innovative code enforcement strategies and giving officials the tools and support they need for success.

Most important – they are holding those responsible accountable.

Last week, the City of Daytona Beach announced that it is aggressively pursuing some $4.46-million in past due fines and fees from some 395 violators – with nearly 300 of those owing more than $10,000.

The sad reality is that each of these violations represent a dilapidated – even dangerous – structure, many of which are being used as commercial rental properties, and all of which bring down adjacent property values and erode community standards.

That effects all of us.

It’s easy to point a finger at the police department or code enforcement officials – but the reality is, the blame lies squarely at the feet of elected officials who have historically lacked the vision and foresight to set community priorities – then insist that the city’s administration direct assets to enforce and maintain those standards.

As I said earlier this week, Daytona Beach City Commissioner Aaron Delgado is proving to be the kind of change agent we have needed in local government for far too long.  His ‘See a need and take charge’ attitude, and unique ability to build consensus on difficult issues like homelessness and code enforcement are truly impressive.

I believe that effective revitalization efforts and the power of creativity and enthusiasm can be just as contagious as cancerous blight.

The key is strong and effective management – something that is universally accepted as Problemo Numero Uno here on the Fun Coast.

For instance, for the past decade, County Manager Jim Dinneen has proven that his lock-step loyalty to deep-pocketed political insiders – coupled with the near continuous bullying of the municipalities – is counter-productive and contrary to progress.

Don’t believe me?  Take a look around.

Why are our elected officials so afraid of positive change?

When pressed, County Chairman Ed Kelley falls back to his goofy corn-pone delivery and points to worn out “accomplishments” and tax-funded private projects which continue to create and expand an artificial economy totally dependent upon the infusion of public funds.

All while our core tourist district rusts and rots into oblivion.

No vision.  No leadership.  No hope.

I challenge anyone in a position of authority to look at the condition of the Daytona Beach Boardwalk – and other areas where beach driving has been removed – and study the malignant blight that is literally destroying one of America’s great tourist destinations, right before our collective eyes.

It is time to face the hard facts that the failed ideas of those who control our collective fate – the Five Families of Volusia County who pass the same nickel around – are ruining our “brand” and diminishing our quality of life with their self-serving edicts and focus on profits over progress.

If you haven’t seen first-hand the desolation of a private beach, I suggest you visit one.

These barren places are the antithesis of a tourist destination.

And all the off-beach parking lots in the world won’t change that.

Folks, I know I can sound like a broken record – but I am convinced that by bringing attention to our deficits we can grow and become something stronger than we were before.

We simply cannot accomplish that with the failed leadership, gross mismanagement and lack of effective vision that has brought us to this tragic place.

Hell, our current administration has proven they can’t manage a portable toilet emergency on the beach – let alone access and development issues.

I guess Mori and Hyatt haven’t gotten together and given Jim direction on the matter just yet. . .

In my view, the solution to our collective problems begin and end with effective management – not exorbitantly paid posers who lack the will, creativity and vision to speak truth to power and begin the difficult process of correcting the sins of the past.

 

Angels & Assholes for May 20, 2017

I spent the better part of this week in South Florida – an interesting and eclectic mix of communities all sandwiched together – a mosaic bisected by U.S.-1 to the west and A-1-A to the east – each with their own unique culture and “feel.”

Sound familiar?

The big difference between here and there was the obvious emphasis on code enforcement, appropriate use of natural and civic resources and the importance of transportation/utilities infrastructure in high-population areas.

Don’t get me wrong – you can have South Florida.

Not a fan.

From the weird social contract between the “haves and have-nots,” the walled-off private beaches, and Old Money aristocracy of Palm Beach – a place that makes our uber-wealthy look like ham-and-eggers – and everyone who is anyone hide themselves and their incredible wealth behind thick shrubbery (except President Trump – he puts it right out there at Mar-a-Lago) – to the omnipresent homeless of Ft. Lauderdale – there are obvious challenges.

What I did not see on display in tourist and high-traffic areas was the open blight and dilapidation of Daytona Beach.

It’s there – you just don’t see it in places that anchor the local economy.

Areas like Las Olas Boulevard, a beautiful stand of luxury shopping and dining just outside Ft. Lauderdale’s central business district.

A leisurely stroll finds quaint boutiques, art galleries, yacht charters and chandlers, memorable restaurants – like the 70-year old “The Floridian,” where the owner holds court at a center table, greeting everyone who enters with a wide smile and warm welcome – and people dining alfresco with their pets at over three-dozen bistros and coffee shops.

Adjacent to the good vibe on Las Olas – behind the frontage – are a wide variety of funky shops like “Hole Foods,” an organic grocer where fresh coconuts are displayed next to delicious mangos and exotic tropical fruits and vegetables.

No wasted space.  No vacancy – and no panhandlers.

It was what “Downtown Daytona” could be.  Should be.

If your so inclined – take a comparative look at www.riverfrontshopsofdaytona.com and www.lasolasboulevard.com.

I recently heard some talk of a new trend in municipal government that privatizes all essential services, and elected and appointed officials essentially become contract managers.

Think DeBary.  (Yeah.  I know.)

Before that idea becomes the “next big thing” in Volusia County, our local powers-that-be might look at how some private water treatment and distribution companies have failed to live up to the hype.

Trust me.  It’s disturbing.

I’ll have more on this trip in coming weeks.

In my view, we can learn a lot about finding solutions to common issues by simply looking at similarly situated communities.  What works – what doesn’t.

We don’t have to reinvent the wheel.

I wish we could, but I’ve come to the conclusion that Volusia County is under the control of some of the least visionary, openly dumb, sycophantic wooden puppets in the history of local governance.

But just maybe they could learn to be good mimics.

It is time for local officials to do as I do – openly plagiarize the good ideas and visions of others.

We are too far down the track to dawdle – let’s just steal sound revitalization strategies and proven economic development programs from other communities – and put them into play here.

Let’s accept the fact that – just maybe – after 30-years of blight, open thievery and catastrophic squalor – the failed visions of Hyatt, Mori and Lesa aren’t working out for us.

Let’s humble ourselves to the fact that we need help from those who know better.

I implore our elected officials to get outside their comfort zone – admit their own intellectual and creative limitations – and see what others are doing to build successful and sustainable economies in different parts of Florida and beyond.

People with proven results – not hucksters and speculative developers.

I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced that what is happening here simply cannot be allowed to continue.

And time is marching on.

Alrighty Kids!

It’s time once again for Uncle Mark, your wayward traveler, to turn a jaundiced eye toward the newsmakers of the day – the winners and losers – who, in my opinion, either contributed to our quality of life or detracted from it in some significant way.

Let’s see who tried to screw us – and who tried to save us – this week:

Angel               The City of Daytona Beach Code Enforcement

Earlier this week, nearly 400 owners of blighted properties – representing the full-spectrum of slum lords, absentee land owners, and fly-by-night property managers – were put on notice that the City of Daytona Beach is coming after some $4.46 million in outstanding code enforcement fines.

According to an excellent article by Eileen Zaffiro-Kean in the Daytona Beach News-Journal, the old practice of waiting until a property sells to collect overdue fines and fees is ending.  Now.

And that is a giant step in the right direction.

“People will see that we’re serious, and hopefully they’ll pay their fines and make repairs,” said City Commissioner Aaron Delgado, a strong supporter of the new effort to go after deadbeat code violators. “We won’t tolerate people who just let liens back up and do nothing.”

 Folks, Aaron Delgado impresses me more every day.

Asshole           The DeBary City Council

This week, Circuit Judge Randell Rowe handed the City of DeBary a backhanded victory in their incredibly expensive and highly embarrassing fight to reverse the democratic process, strip the citizens of their sacred vote, and justify their ham-handed coup d’état of the city’s duly elected mayor, Clint Johnson.

Following a very thoughtful process, Judge Rowe determined that seven of the eight “charter violations” brought by the council were, in fact, little more than vengeful sucker punches – dubious claims cut from whole cloth – by petty elected officials and a greedy municipal attorney who got their collective knickers in a twist over Johnson’s exposure of gross mismanagement and internal corruption on a scale that has made DeBary the poster child for bad governance everywhere.

In turn, Judge Rowe held his nose and found the final claim – that Mayor Johnson’s rant to disgraced former City Manager Dan Parrott to cancel a “ridiculous meeting” – met the dictionary definition of an order or directive.

Since the court cannot substitute its judgement for the DeBary City Council’s (nor would it want to) Judge Rowe found the text message sufficient to support a charter violation.

Note to the long-suffering citizens of DeBary:

In my opinion, when every major newspaper and media outlet in Central Florida is railing about the fecal-storm of utter dysfunction, abject greed and open corruption that has been exposed in your City Hall – the time has come to demand sweeping change.

While you still have something in the bank.

Seriously.

Simply handing the reigns over to a washed-up hack like Ron McLemore – a lying sack-of-shit on the run from allegations of sexual harassment and malingering on duty – does not inspire confidence – and it damn sure doesn’t come close to bringing closure and lasting resolution to this fetid mess that has marred the good name and reputation of one of Central Florida’s most beautiful communities.

You will never move forward with McLemore at the helm.

Although I don’t have a specific number, I would venture a guess that the City of DeBary has suffered mounting and crushing legal fees far north of $300,000 defending this chaos – this abomination – all because a few mealy-mouthed, small town politicians were personally embarrassed by a brash young man who tried to bring attention to institutional issues in local government.

Once again, the citizens of DeBary deserve better.

Angel              Sheriff Mike Chitwood and VCSO

Kudos to Sheriff Chitwood and his outstanding deputies and staff on the successful conclusion of “Operation Indecent Proposal” – a five-day undercover sting designed to identify and arrest online child predators.

During the operation, some 14 degenerate assholes were arrested – with another 60 currently under investigation for using a computer to lure what they thought were 13 and 14-year-old children for sex.

That’s scary.

These represent the worst-of-the-worst in our community, and my hat is off to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, the Office of the State Attorney, and all the local agencies and federal agents who worked so cooperatively to bring this human excrement to justice.

Keep going, Sheriff.  Keep going.

Asshole           The Volusia County Council

Going to war with the cities has become a hallmark of county government – something Chairman Ed Kelley told us he would put an end to if we just voted for him.

Talk about lying sacks-of-shit.

Look, I’ve learned that a leopard never changes his spots – because he can’t.

It’s in his DNA – and what you see is what you get.

The same holds true for County Manager Jim Dinneen and the elected officials he so deftly controls.

It appears the City of Daytona Beach Shores is reaping the whirlwind that comes whenever a municipality has the temerity to challenge the power and might of Volusia County.

Just like in past skirmishes, Little Jimmy is trotting out County Attorney Dan Eckert – who has made a unique cottage industry out of suing his constituents with their own money – to employ his patented bullying tactics and bring the Shores to heel.

The crime?

The Shores City Council opposed a plan by Volusia County to purchase prime oceanfront property, remove it from the tax rolls, and pave over two parking lots to ensure “beach access” (read: removal of beach driving).

Now, in some weird David and Goliath drama – Daytona Beach Shores is attempting to bring an ordinance that would prohibit new parking lots east of A-1-A.

But make no mistake, Dan Eckert and Volusia County government will do what it wants – when it wants – and there is not a hot-damn thing anyone can do about it.

So, Daytona Beach Shores – how do you like the loyalties of Councilwoman Billie Wheeler now?

Quote of the Week:

“They’ve chosen to go down this road and quite frankly it’s not doing anyone any good for them to come in and push their weight around.  They are the big and powerful county of Volusia and we are just the little tiny city of the Shores. It’s unfortunate.”

–Daytona Beach Shores City Planner and Small Town Rube Fred Hiatt, speaking in the Daytona Beach News-Journal

 

On the Road: South Florida

Hey Kids!

Barker’s View is on the road in warm Ft. Lauderdale this beautiful Friday morning.

Look for a new installment of Angels & Assholes this weekend!

Also, as the city’s lawyers continue to pick over the bones,  I’ll have my take on the incredibly expensive and terribly embarrassing “Debacle in DeBary” early next week.

As always, thanks for reading!

Mark

 

Daytona Beach: Have $ Ready

Everyone knows the old idiom, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

Or, in my case, 1,200 words.  I get insufferably wordy.

According to Wikipedia, the phrase refers to the notion that a complex idea can be conveyed with just a single still image – or that an image conveys its meaning or essence more effectively than a lengthy written description.

Last week, I read an interesting article in the Daytona Beach News-Journal by Eileen Zaffiro-Kean – with an accompanying editorial by the great raconteur, Mark Lane – reporting the demise of amusement rides from the Daytona Beach Boardwalk for the first time in some 80-years.

Both pieces were enlightening – and spurred my interest in learning more.

I couldn’t tell you the last time I visited the Boardwalk – but it had a Ferris wheel when I did.

In November, I wrote a post entitled, “The Thrill is Gone,” which discussed a decades-old lawsuit that has hampered any substantive change on the Boardwalk, and lamented the loss of a place that made so many great memories when I was a kid:

“Greedy investors, strategic bankruptcies, family monopolies, unscrupulous developers – to include convicted grifter, Bill Geary, of Ocean Walk Shoppes fame who is finishing a stint in federal prison – promises of pie-in-the-sky panacea hotels and tony shopping areas, a stubborn inability to reasonably negotiate with the best interests of the community in mind, government overreach and interference, insider maneuvering, piss-poor planning, no leadership, etc., etc.”

“Whether we want to admit it or not, what we are collectively hearing over the roar of the surf is the sad death knell of one of America’s great tourist destinations.” 

Last week, a very smart friend and I decided to take in the sights and sounds of the boardwalk and see for ourselves exactly what the demise of these amusements portend for our core tourist draw.

After navigating the two left turns required to get onto Ocean Avenue from A-1-A, I drove slowly north toward the southern façade of the Daytona Hilton, past the 20-foot diving girl who has graced the old Stamie’s Swimwear Shop for at least a half-century, waiting for grey-bearded men with backpacks to cross the street.

To the left was a paid parking lot entirely littered with a collage of handmade signs warning potential customers what they cannot do – “No Reentry,” “No Cards Accepted,” “No U-Turns,” “No RV’s, Semi’s or Trailers,” “Cash Only,” “$10.”

The sign that caught my eye – the one which serves as a fitting metaphor for the sordid bait-and-switch scheme that is Daytona’s tourist trade – was a hand-scrawled: “Have $ Ready.”

Indeed.

I found a public parking space and fed the meter just outside the entrance to the Joyland Amusement Center – an arcade that hasn’t seen any significant renovation in decades.  Walking through the dimly lit passageway and down the stairwell is like entering a weird time machine, where the sounds and smells evoke memories of a time long ago.

Frankly, I was glad to see that the live dancing chicken had been removed.  When I was a kid, for a dime, a tired rooster trapped in a small painted case would dance and peck out a tune on a little piano until the music stopped and a feed pellet rewarded his performance.

One gets the distinct feeling that Joyland is either a once Grand Dame now indignity waiting to die by the sea, or – it is what it is – a long-neglected coin-operated business holding on by its fingernails until the lawyers stop their money-grubbing arguments, appeals and motions –  or the “next big thing” hits the strand.

As we exited onto the wide colonnade of the Boardwalk, I was struck by the fresh sea breeze and the initial impression of just how physically deserted it all felt.  Except for a few ambulatory homeless – and a smattering of young families eating pizza and corn dogs alfresco – the strand was vacant.  Dead.

On a glorious spring afternoon.

Walking south, we took in the expanse of what had been the Boardwalk Amusement Center – where once a great Ferris wheel stood, Go-Kart’s zoomed, and various whirligigs, roller coasters, bumper cars and kiddie rides brought a true sense of fun and excitement.

Now, the place looks like a wasteland – a twisted mess of steel girders, rusting ride cars, dilapidated ticket booths emblazoned with a tax levy notice, and an eerie go-kart track that looks like it was abandoned in place.

Because it was.

A place that once brought so much joy and excitement to vacationing families and locals alike – now quietly rotting into a trash strewn lot.

At the risk of sounding hyper-dramatic, I was moved by what I saw.

A mix of sadness and anger, accompanied by the nagging question – “How could this be allowed to happen?”

 I took a few pictures to document the state of things.  Then, we moved along.

As we reached the Mardi Gras Fun Center – an aging arcade very similar in feel to the Joyland – I noticed two 20-somethings fist-bumping a guy perched on a bar stool near the front entrance.

Having spent the better part of my law enforcement career investigating drug trafficking, I got the distinct feeling from the snippets of conversation I overheard that something was up.

As we walked to the south terminus of the boardwalk then east near Zeno’s Sweet Shop, the pair fell in close behind us – one jabbering into a cellphone as we stepped over urine stains and what appeared to be a bloody miasma of dried vomitus on the sidewalk.

Gripping the handgun in my front pocket, I overheard the gist of the conversation two-steps behind us.

The pair were working the logistics of a street-level, parking lot drug hand-off.

My friend looked at me with a trace of fear in her eyes and we stepped away toward Ocean Avenue and the safety of our parked car.  As we passed the sign pollution of the private parking lot, I quickly snapped a few more photographs of the trash, broken fencing, and twisted steel that greets visitors.

When we reached our vehicle, I was angry.

On Friday – rather than post my usual ramblings about life and politics in the Halifax area – I simply posted the pictures I took – a silent exhibition of the cancerous results of the cycle of greed, blight and utter dilapidation that is slowly killing the beachside.

How tragic.

In a few weeks, some 20,000 Shriner’s will arrive.

They are coming at the invitation of the City of Daytona Beach and the County of Volusia.

They have a right to expect the beauty and splendor portrayed in a slick Danica Patrick ad – and the upscale experience they were sold by the Halifax Area Advertising Authority, the Chamber of Commerce, and the bevy of tourism hucksters who continue to lure unsuspecting visitors to an area that is neither ready to receive them – nor equipped to entertain them.

Just Have $ Ready – and screw your convention/vacation experience on what was once the World’s Most Famous Beach.

We know you won’t be back – and nobody who scrounges a fast buck cares.

In my view, this represents the epitome of an unconscionable bait-and-switch ruse – and our elected officials deserve the fall-out that will inevitably ensue.